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Four.
"Bitch! Wake up!" I heard Shaggy's voice, I opened my eyes.
"What?" I snapped, he rolled his eyes.
"Get up, your parents are home. I have to walk your sorry ass" He said, I growled.
"You know, you're a complete dick!" I snapped as I grabbed my bag.
"Bye Tori" Monoxide said
"Bye Toriz" Jamie said funny.
"Bye teddy bear" J said, I laughed.
"Bye Monoxide" I said "Bye Madrox" I said, then laughed "And bye J. You're not my teddy" I said, his mouth hit the floor "I'm kidding, c'mere" I said, holding my arms open, he came over and gave me a bear hug, flinging me around. I laughed.
"Come on!" Shaggy hissed, when J put me down I rolled my eyes.
"Talk to him more, please?" I begged, whispering in his ear.
"I'll do my best" He whispered, we then walked out the door.
*
"How was your time at Joe's?" My mom asked, I laughed.
"It sucked! The only thing I like was when I was alone with Madrox and Monoxide" I laughed.
"WHAT!?" She freaked, most likely the names
"Jamie and Paul. His friends" I said "He left so I got Joe Bruce to go after him, he had Paul and Jamie look after me while they were gone. Chill" I said, she is way too paranoid.
"Why did he leave?"
"Mom, you don't get it!" I laughed "Me and him hate each other! We simply loathe being in the same room. I swear we have problems because we haven't attempted to kill each other yet" I said, she gasped.
"How could you say that?!" She asked, I laughed.
"Because, we hate each other. May I go upstairs and take a shower now?" I asked, walking out anyway. I threw my bag into my room, grabbing clean clothes before going into my shower, taking a very long shower.
*
I love my hair, it's short, but in the front, it's long, like tails. It makes me happy, easy drying! Though, my mom and stepdad think otherwise. I could care less though, it's my body, so I don't want to hear them complain. My phone was ringing, I went over and grabbed it, plopping on my bed.
"Tori's raping company, bed rapes are $3, floor $1, how may I help you?" I said, I always always use that. If I didn't, it would mean something's wrong.
"Hey cutie. I'll take a bed rape" Monoxide's voice came into my phone, I laughed.
"Monoxide, what do you want?" I laughed, staring at my ceiling.
"I'm bored, everyone left again, me and Madrox are at Shagg's still. And I stole your number from J's phone" He said
"Oh great, so now I got a stalker?" I giggled, he chuckled.
"Only if you want me to babeh" He joked, I think.
"I'll get back to you on that" I laughed
"Ok" I said, then my mom called me for dinner. "I have to go get dinner. Talk to you later"
"Ok, much love to ya Juggalette" He said, I laughed
"Much love to you too, wicked ass Juggalo" I laughed, he chuckled and we hung up. I threw my phone back on my table before running downstairs. "Great, now Paul has my phone number" I laughed
"What are you talking about?" Jason asked, I rolled my eyes sitting down.
"Joe's friend, Paul. Has my number and he just called cause everyone left him" I said
"How old is Paul?" He asked
"He's 20. Chill. Not my type, Jason" I said, lying. He is, I kinda like him, but he's just a friend.
"Does he wear that makeup?" My mom asked.
"Umm... not clown, just paints his face white and the rims around his eyes black. But he doesn't wear it all the time like the others do." I said, eating the vegitarian burgers, yes, my family is vegitarian. All but me. They think I am though. Once I was done I stretched, a half a day with my family is tiring, just think what a full day would do to you. Scary, huh? I went upstairs, putting my music on. Let Me Be Myself by 3 Doors Down came on, you know, the one on the geico commercial? Yeah, I have it. Sue me. I picked up my book Dewey, it's about a library cat, it's cute. Oh look at that another thing you can sue me for! I turned my phone off, plugging it in to charge, put on my pajamas. Hello Kitty PJ's! WHOO! A third thing you can sue me for! I shut my light off, crawling under the covers before falling asleep.
"What?" I snapped, he rolled his eyes.
"Get up, your parents are home. I have to walk your sorry ass" He said, I growled.
"You know, you're a complete dick!" I snapped as I grabbed my bag.
"Bye Tori" Monoxide said
"Bye Toriz" Jamie said funny.
"Bye teddy bear" J said, I laughed.
"Bye Monoxide" I said "Bye Madrox" I said, then laughed "And bye J. You're not my teddy" I said, his mouth hit the floor "I'm kidding, c'mere" I said, holding my arms open, he came over and gave me a bear hug, flinging me around. I laughed.
"Come on!" Shaggy hissed, when J put me down I rolled my eyes.
"Talk to him more, please?" I begged, whispering in his ear.
"I'll do my best" He whispered, we then walked out the door.
*
"How was your time at Joe's?" My mom asked, I laughed.
"It sucked! The only thing I like was when I was alone with Madrox and Monoxide" I laughed.
"WHAT!?" She freaked, most likely the names
"Jamie and Paul. His friends" I said "He left so I got Joe Bruce to go after him, he had Paul and Jamie look after me while they were gone. Chill" I said, she is way too paranoid.
"Why did he leave?"
"Mom, you don't get it!" I laughed "Me and him hate each other! We simply loathe being in the same room. I swear we have problems because we haven't attempted to kill each other yet" I said, she gasped.
"How could you say that?!" She asked, I laughed.
"Because, we hate each other. May I go upstairs and take a shower now?" I asked, walking out anyway. I threw my bag into my room, grabbing clean clothes before going into my shower, taking a very long shower.
*
I love my hair, it's short, but in the front, it's long, like tails. It makes me happy, easy drying! Though, my mom and stepdad think otherwise. I could care less though, it's my body, so I don't want to hear them complain. My phone was ringing, I went over and grabbed it, plopping on my bed.
"Tori's raping company, bed rapes are $3, floor $1, how may I help you?" I said, I always always use that. If I didn't, it would mean something's wrong.
"Hey cutie. I'll take a bed rape" Monoxide's voice came into my phone, I laughed.
"Monoxide, what do you want?" I laughed, staring at my ceiling.
"I'm bored, everyone left again, me and Madrox are at Shagg's still. And I stole your number from J's phone" He said
"Oh great, so now I got a stalker?" I giggled, he chuckled.
"Only if you want me to babeh" He joked, I think.
"I'll get back to you on that" I laughed
"Ok" I said, then my mom called me for dinner. "I have to go get dinner. Talk to you later"
"Ok, much love to ya Juggalette" He said, I laughed
"Much love to you too, wicked ass Juggalo" I laughed, he chuckled and we hung up. I threw my phone back on my table before running downstairs. "Great, now Paul has my phone number" I laughed
"What are you talking about?" Jason asked, I rolled my eyes sitting down.
"Joe's friend, Paul. Has my number and he just called cause everyone left him" I said
"How old is Paul?" He asked
"He's 20. Chill. Not my type, Jason" I said, lying. He is, I kinda like him, but he's just a friend.
"Does he wear that makeup?" My mom asked.
"Umm... not clown, just paints his face white and the rims around his eyes black. But he doesn't wear it all the time like the others do." I said, eating the vegitarian burgers, yes, my family is vegitarian. All but me. They think I am though. Once I was done I stretched, a half a day with my family is tiring, just think what a full day would do to you. Scary, huh? I went upstairs, putting my music on. Let Me Be Myself by 3 Doors Down came on, you know, the one on the geico commercial? Yeah, I have it. Sue me. I picked up my book Dewey, it's about a library cat, it's cute. Oh look at that another thing you can sue me for! I turned my phone off, plugging it in to charge, put on my pajamas. Hello Kitty PJ's! WHOO! A third thing you can sue me for! I shut my light off, crawling under the covers before falling asleep.
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Oh. My. God. Inspiration struck and I started tying!