Harry Potter MSN chats

Harry's horrible date and his plastic comparations

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hermione:heya harry^_^
harry_decieved:hello hermione......
hermione:why are you sad?<_>
harry_decieved:'Cause my date at Hogsmeade was HORRIBLE.....more horrible than a big fat death-eater with 2000 wands in his 9999 hands...more horrible than Voldemort wearing a pink skirt...more horrible than....
hermione:Come on,harry.Stop with your plastic comparations and tell me what happened.^_^
harry_decieved:Well....Melissa came at the school entrance wearing a horrible yellow shining kitch dress....very,very long....as we were at a special occasion....and.and......and....<_><_><_>
hermione:what,harry?
harry_decieved:She asked me if I liked her dress and I said...and...and I said....
hermione:?
harry_decieved:I TOLD HER THAT HER DRESS IS UGLY!!!!*cries*
hermione:O.o
hermione:Harry...why in the name of Dumbledore did you do that??!
harry_decieved:I...I don't know....the words came out of my mouth like they were a big mustard pie filled in with expired chocolate.....
hermione:O.o
hermione:I think that you would better go and apologise her until it's too late!-_-
harry_decieved:Yeah....but...how??
hermione:You enter her room and say to her:”Melissa,I'm very,very sorry.I was so charmed by your beauty,that I forgot what to say.Before I met you,I was just repeating to myself:”Harry,don't be ugly.Harry,don't be ugly.”And when you asked me,I told the word 'ugly'...I've made a mistake,so please give me another chance...”
harry_decieved:O.o*cries*
hermione:What is it?^_^
harry_decieved:You made me cry...hermione,you're so talented!!
hermione:*blushes*
hermione:run,harry,run!!!!!!
harry_decieved:*runs*
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