Why ME?

Some people would do ANYTHING to have a famous best friend. Me? I would kill to get him out of my life for good. But obviously God hates me, since just when my life starts getting better, of all the places to be, he just HAD to film a movie in MY town, with a beeatchy co-star who enjoys making people's life hell. And the worst thing? My friends all ADORE Ben, and they have no idea i even know him. Isn't this just so great? NOT.