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A Totally Original Story About Vampires, Pete Wentz, And A Girl Named Mary Sue

Vampire celebrities!

Random celebrities' sisters that appear out of nowhere!

Teen pregnancy!

A horrible childhood!

And a story title that gives away the entire plot of the story!

This one has it all!!!
  1. Prologue
    Because character development is for losers.
  2. Did I Mention I'm Gerard Way's Sister?
    Part Two of "A Totally Original Story About..." Because EVERY celebrity has a secret sister the world has never heard of.
  3. PETE'S A VAMPIRE!
    Why not? Every good punk-wannabe musician should drink blood. Preferably that of their annoying fangirls.
  4. Pete's A Vampire and I'm Shagging Him
    Wow. Four whole chapters in before teh s3x? I guess the story's going a little slowly.