When Green Day and I Got MSN

Tre has logged in
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Savannah: Oh, God, no!
Tre: Welcome, kiddies, to sex ed. with Mr. Cool!
Jen: ROTFL!!!
Savannah: NOOOOO!!!
Tre: Savannah, can you tell me how much semen is released when a man ejaculates?
Savannah: Fuck...
Tre: Uh, I'm afraid that "fuck" isn't a number...
Savannah: Fine...3-4 teaspoons?
Tre: Ding ding ding! You're correct!
Savannah: Joy...
Tre: Jen, can you tell me, when a woman has her period, what the black chunks are made of?
Jen: Uh...the lining of her uterus...?
Tre: Yay! you're right!

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Billie: *scrolls up*
Billie: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING THESE CHILDREN?!?!
Tre: Uh...gotta go!

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Billie: *growls*

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Jen: .........

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Savannah: ..........
Savannah: Well, Billie Joe's mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats. She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits!

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