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The Incomparable Edie Wells

Edie Wells never cared about the List.

Who wanted to be numbered and listed according to how popular you were, anyway? Try as she might, Edie can't seem to find someone who feels the same way she does -- except her best friends, Maggie and Parker.

That changes as the start of junior year. Suddenly, being one of the Top Ten doesn't seem to out of reach. What happens when Edie's crush, Levi, asks her out, and her status is bumped from the five-hundreds to the fifties? Edie's about to learn how the high-stakes world of popularity works -- and that beauty isn't the only thing that's skin deep.

Playlist.
  1. Learning to Fall
    " I'm just saying, the boy's got nothing upstairs. If you know what I mean." -- Maggie
  2. Looking Up
    "On the bright side, I hear that Gordon McAllister is single.” -- Parker
  3. Teenagers
    “Rhett happened in an hour. Right, Riles?” -- Donelle
  4. Uprising
    "Do you follow?" -- Maggie
  5. For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic
    "Did - Did you just growl?" -- Levi
  6. Ignorance
    "For future reference, I would avoid this situation if at all possible." -- Edie
  7. The Party Scene
    "Oh, God. Now I'm hypothesizing about stars." -- Edie
  8. Good Girls Go Bad
    “Leave now, and you might make it out unscathed. I make no promises.” - Edie
  9. Don't Trust Me
    "At least out loud, I won't say I'm in... Love." - Edie
  10. Dirty Little Secret
    "Ancient history. The guy had the hots for cheerleaders, anyway. More specifically, Rah-Rah-Rachelle Mullins.” - Maggie
  11. Dear Maria, Count Me In
    “Holy Mexican jumping beans." - Edie
  12. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
    “My sister will do whatever she wants. I couldn't stop her if I tried.” - Levi
  13. Break Your Little Heart
    "No matter what anyone says, you're still my little sister, okay?” - Rhett
  14. Misery Business
    "I have other priorities besides little snot-nosed kids running around singing 'Jingle Bells'." - Edie
  15. Everybody's Fool
    “Ew, that's not something I want to think about.” -- Anna
  16. Tell Me Why
    “He really cares about you, you know.” - Rhett
  17. Heaven
    "I could probably tell anyone else that I got bit by a shark, or something. Even though I'd never been to the ocean in my life." - Edie
  18. Love the Way You Lie
    “Look, let's just find your pants.” - Edie
  19. Toxic Valentine
    " Have you met my brother? He's not so great at making relationships last very long." - Anna
  20. Demons