Vous Êtes la Chanson Que Je Connais

They say that the people in the music industry have it easy. No one has problems, they just sit around and do coke off of hookers - or possibly each other. That doesn't work for most bands now, though. When you have a set of friends, it's hard to hide secrets, isn't it? What if - what if you had a crush on your best friend? Would you go for it? What if she was a lesbian? What if her other friends hated you for liking her? If all you wanted was one chance - if all SHE wanted was one chance...

But you can't have that chance, now can you? She's Faye Anaxandra Cyanide. The same Faye Cyanide that's been working hands on with other bands, such as All-American Rejects, The Used, created a sort of friendship with My Chemical Romance. You know the one - she hangs out with Pete's bands all the time. That scene model. Yeah, her.

What would you do? If you were male, and were presented with who you were sure would be the love of your life, and she liked women. But what you don't know is that she likes you too. So you devise a plan.