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How to Bang Miley Cyrus by Gerard Way
Gerard Way is a 17 year old guy that gets dared to do something that nobody has ever done before. Do you wanna be able to do this too?! Then read Gerard's how to guide and try it out!
While making this guide, there are some problems encountered that changes everything. He's just lookin' to complete the dare and collect the reward, but what happens when actual human feelings come into play?
And by feelings I do not mean Gerard Way and Miley Cyrus are going to fall in love, just clarifying that. xD
While making this guide, there are some problems encountered that changes everything. He's just lookin' to complete the dare and collect the reward, but what happens when actual human feelings come into play?
And by feelings I do not mean Gerard Way and Miley Cyrus are going to fall in love, just clarifying that. xD
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The Dare
Prologue -
Rule #1
Stalk the prey. -
Rule #2
Get direct connections. -
Rule #3
Make sure there is absolutely no guy to screw you over 'cuz you might get into the emergency room. [s]Or a funeral home.[/s] -
Rule #4
Trying to get a girl by copying a sappy love movie will NOT work. -
Rule #5
Break into all the target's crap to find out what you need to know. -
Rule #6
Don't make a bad impression on the family, or make enemies. -
Rule #7
Apologize and make amends if you've done wrong, but don't make the wrong move! - Mikey's Turn!
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Rule #8
Sometimes it doesn't hurt to sugarcoat things. -
Mikey's Scheme
[Part One]