This May Call for a Proper Introduction

This is my entry for Jamie Glynn;;'s iTunes Song Fic Contest
My song was "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage" - Panic! At The Disco

Disclaimer: I don't own Gabe Saporta or lyrics to the song. However I do own the plot.

EDIT: I got first; I can't belive it.. :)