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Addicted to Plush Brian Haner JR
Hot Dogs
Me and all the guys sat around Matt's backyard. Drinking beer and talking. All I could think of was my lunch date I had with Jenn. She was very sweet. Timid. Also very uneasy it seemed.
Matt: another beer Gates?
Brian: not yet.
Johnny: when the fuck are we going to Big Bear?
Zacky: good question.
Brian: who invited you assholes?
I smirked.
Zacky: my good friend Matt Sanders. You know the owner of the cabin.
His fake smile was very forced.
Jimmy: I don't know if I want to go.
Matt: why not?
Jimmy shrugged.
Zacky: it will be rad if Melly and James can make it.
Brian: they're waiting on us.
Matt: what do you mean?
Brian: to let them know when we're going.
Matt: oh right.
Zacky: I'm hungry.
Brian: no surprise there.
He flipped me off.
Jimmy: we should fire up the grill.
Johnny: hell yeah.
Matt: we have to go to the store first. I don't have shit for food.
Brian: I'll go.
Zacky: me too.
Matt: cool we can get everything else ready.
Brian: what? Push a button to turn the grill on?
Matt smiled and shook his head. Me and ZV headed out. After making a list, kinda.
Zacky: why do you think Jim doesn't want to go to Big Bear?
Brian: cause you're going.
Zacky: whatever dude, he hates how loud you fuckin' snore.
Brian: I can't help it.
Zacky: plus you're feet smell horrible.
Brian: my feet. Zack you better check yourself.
Zacky: fine fine. Matt's feet.
We both laughed a bit.
Brian: he should fabreeze that shit.
Zacky: hell yeah.
We entered the store and went to our "shopping".
Zacky: hot dogs. We should get hot dogs. They're so good. I haven't had one in a while dude. It sounds so good.
Brian: ok man calm down.
I followed him around the store.
Zacky: whens the last time you've had a really good hot dog with all the fuckin' trimmings?
Brian: I don't know.
Zacky: gaw I can't remember the last time I've had a properly prepared dog.
Brian: that so.
Zacky: with the mustard, ketchup, onions, relish, kraut.
Brian: yeah.
Zacky: we need to get some hot dogs.
Brian: ok.
He droned on with the hot dogs. Lord knows I don't really care. He would grab things and throw them in the basket.
Brian: dude. Enough about the hot dogs.
Zacky: sorry.
We continued.
Brian: how much shit are we getting?
Zacky: whatever Johnny wrote down.
Brian: can you even read that?
Zacky: I can pretend.
He looked into the coolers where the meat was kept. I watched my friend. Pick one up. Put it down. Pick it up. Put it down. Another up. Then down. The contents of our basket confused me.
Brian: what do we need taco shells for?
Zacky: oh those are for my house.
Alright pre-planning dinner.
Brian: I'm sure Matt has mustard and ketchup.
Zacky: better safe then sorry.
Brian: I think you're an impulse buyer.
Zacky shrugged.
Zacky: we should get ribs.
Brian: and you think with your stomach.
Zacky: sometimes we don't always think with our head.
Brian: what does that mean?
He gave me a funny look.
Zacky: just that, we don't always use our brains. That's all I meant by it.
Brian: right...sorry.
Zacky: no its cool.
He frowned and went back to looking at the meat. This woman I don't even know that well yet is going to make me turn on my friends. I can feel it. I'll get so knee deep in shit. I know. Its just how its going to be. They'll want me to do the right thing. And I won't.
Brian: I think I met someone.
Zacky: huh?
Brian: I think I met someone.
A grin stretched across his face.
Zacky: you either meet people or you don't. You can't think you met someone. That's just plain stupid.
Brian: you're an asshole.
His laugh caught some attention from people.
Zacky: back at ya.
I shook my head.
Brian: never mind.
Zacky: no no go on. Tell me. You Think you met someone and...
He leaned towards me with annoying smirk on that sometimes annoying face.
Brian: I think I met someone.
His shoulders sagged unentertained.
Zacky: you fuck her?
Brian: nope.
Slowly he looked back at me.
Brian: I don't know her that well. I've only had lunch with her.
Zacky: psh lunch. What a gay thing todo. Lunch is what you do with a friend or family.
Brian: well I want to start as friends with her.
Zacky: when do I get to meet her?
Brian: I don't know.
He rolled his eyes and went back to his search. I sighed. Why did I volunteer to come here with Zacky. I'm not in much a mood for him alone.
Zacky: hey isn't that...Jenn?
Subtly but quickly I looked at where he indicated.
Zacky: Jenn?
She looked around confused. He walked towards her and my feet followed. She smiled at Zacky and gave me a nod.
Jenn: hi guys.
Zacky: what up?
Jenn: not much just doing one of my least favorite things.
She pointed at her baseket.
Jenn: how are you?
Zacky: good. Heard from Jacoby?
Jenn: yes. He's good a little homesick. Brian.
Brian: hi.
Zacky: we're having hot dogs at Matt's you should join us.
How did I know that was going to happen.
Jenn: I don't really like hot dogs.
Zacky: we've got other shit too.
Jenn looked at me for a split second.
Jenn: actually I'm supposed to meet my friend so I can't today maybe another day.
She added a sweet smile. Zacky pouted a bit.
Zacky: tell your friend to come with.
Jenn: she really needs some girl time. Another time Zacky.
Zacky: boo fine.
Jenn: just have Brian call me up he's got my number...or...yeah.
Zacky: yeah...will do.
Jenn: thanks for lunch the other day.
I gave a small nod. Scratching my neck to avoid Zacky.
Jenn: I'll be hearing from you.
She walked off and I looked at Zacky.
Brian: what?
Zacky: you...
He furrowed his brows.
Zacky: nothing. Let's go.
We checked out and left. Jimmy's crazy laughter filled my ears when I walked back into Matt's house.
Zacky: we're back!
Johnny: about time what took so long?
Zacky: we ran into Jenn.
Matt: Jenn like Jacoby Jenn?
Zacky: yes.
Matt: oh cool did you invite her over?
Zacky: yes but she had previous shit going on. Hot dog time!
Jimmy: I hope you bought a shit load of those cause I am fucking hungry dude.
Brian: we did. Zacky made sure of that.
Matt: so about Big Bear.
Brian: yeah?
Matt: I've got some shit I need to take care of this weekend. And Zack don't you got shit?
Zacky: yeah.
Matt: so not this weekend but next weekend.
Brian: two weeks from now then?
Matt: yeah pretty much.
Brian: I'll let Melly and James know.
Matt: its going be fun.
Brian: yeah. It will be relaxing.
Matt: defitnatly. What did Jenn have to say?
Brian: not much. Just grocery shopping.
Matt: cool. Have you seen Melly?
Brian: umm yeah.
Matt: I tried calling her but no one answered. How is she?
Brian: weird.
He looked at me.
Brian: she seemed off last time I saw her.
Matt: think everything is alright?
Brian: she said things were. You think we should take a tent to Big Bear?
Matt: what for?
Brian: shits and giggles.
Matt: go for it.
Brian: I wouldn't mind sleeping outside for a night. Zacky your hot dogs are ready.
Zacky: fuck yes. Dog time.
Brian: fuckin' fat ass.
Zacky: don't care.
We all ate. Zacky was right. Hot dogs were a good choice. Simple yet delicious. She doesn't like hot dogs. I wonder what else she doesn't like. Could be a range of things.
Matt: another beer Gates?
Brian: not yet.
Johnny: when the fuck are we going to Big Bear?
Zacky: good question.
Brian: who invited you assholes?
I smirked.
Zacky: my good friend Matt Sanders. You know the owner of the cabin.
His fake smile was very forced.
Jimmy: I don't know if I want to go.
Matt: why not?
Jimmy shrugged.
Zacky: it will be rad if Melly and James can make it.
Brian: they're waiting on us.
Matt: what do you mean?
Brian: to let them know when we're going.
Matt: oh right.
Zacky: I'm hungry.
Brian: no surprise there.
He flipped me off.
Jimmy: we should fire up the grill.
Johnny: hell yeah.
Matt: we have to go to the store first. I don't have shit for food.
Brian: I'll go.
Zacky: me too.
Matt: cool we can get everything else ready.
Brian: what? Push a button to turn the grill on?
Matt smiled and shook his head. Me and ZV headed out. After making a list, kinda.
Zacky: why do you think Jim doesn't want to go to Big Bear?
Brian: cause you're going.
Zacky: whatever dude, he hates how loud you fuckin' snore.
Brian: I can't help it.
Zacky: plus you're feet smell horrible.
Brian: my feet. Zack you better check yourself.
Zacky: fine fine. Matt's feet.
We both laughed a bit.
Brian: he should fabreeze that shit.
Zacky: hell yeah.
We entered the store and went to our "shopping".
Zacky: hot dogs. We should get hot dogs. They're so good. I haven't had one in a while dude. It sounds so good.
Brian: ok man calm down.
I followed him around the store.
Zacky: whens the last time you've had a really good hot dog with all the fuckin' trimmings?
Brian: I don't know.
Zacky: gaw I can't remember the last time I've had a properly prepared dog.
Brian: that so.
Zacky: with the mustard, ketchup, onions, relish, kraut.
Brian: yeah.
Zacky: we need to get some hot dogs.
Brian: ok.
He droned on with the hot dogs. Lord knows I don't really care. He would grab things and throw them in the basket.
Brian: dude. Enough about the hot dogs.
Zacky: sorry.
We continued.
Brian: how much shit are we getting?
Zacky: whatever Johnny wrote down.
Brian: can you even read that?
Zacky: I can pretend.
He looked into the coolers where the meat was kept. I watched my friend. Pick one up. Put it down. Pick it up. Put it down. Another up. Then down. The contents of our basket confused me.
Brian: what do we need taco shells for?
Zacky: oh those are for my house.
Alright pre-planning dinner.
Brian: I'm sure Matt has mustard and ketchup.
Zacky: better safe then sorry.
Brian: I think you're an impulse buyer.
Zacky shrugged.
Zacky: we should get ribs.
Brian: and you think with your stomach.
Zacky: sometimes we don't always think with our head.
Brian: what does that mean?
He gave me a funny look.
Zacky: just that, we don't always use our brains. That's all I meant by it.
Brian: right...sorry.
Zacky: no its cool.
He frowned and went back to looking at the meat. This woman I don't even know that well yet is going to make me turn on my friends. I can feel it. I'll get so knee deep in shit. I know. Its just how its going to be. They'll want me to do the right thing. And I won't.
Brian: I think I met someone.
Zacky: huh?
Brian: I think I met someone.
A grin stretched across his face.
Zacky: you either meet people or you don't. You can't think you met someone. That's just plain stupid.
Brian: you're an asshole.
His laugh caught some attention from people.
Zacky: back at ya.
I shook my head.
Brian: never mind.
Zacky: no no go on. Tell me. You Think you met someone and...
He leaned towards me with annoying smirk on that sometimes annoying face.
Brian: I think I met someone.
His shoulders sagged unentertained.
Zacky: you fuck her?
Brian: nope.
Slowly he looked back at me.
Brian: I don't know her that well. I've only had lunch with her.
Zacky: psh lunch. What a gay thing todo. Lunch is what you do with a friend or family.
Brian: well I want to start as friends with her.
Zacky: when do I get to meet her?
Brian: I don't know.
He rolled his eyes and went back to his search. I sighed. Why did I volunteer to come here with Zacky. I'm not in much a mood for him alone.
Zacky: hey isn't that...Jenn?
Subtly but quickly I looked at where he indicated.
Zacky: Jenn?
She looked around confused. He walked towards her and my feet followed. She smiled at Zacky and gave me a nod.
Jenn: hi guys.
Zacky: what up?
Jenn: not much just doing one of my least favorite things.
She pointed at her baseket.
Jenn: how are you?
Zacky: good. Heard from Jacoby?
Jenn: yes. He's good a little homesick. Brian.
Brian: hi.
Zacky: we're having hot dogs at Matt's you should join us.
How did I know that was going to happen.
Jenn: I don't really like hot dogs.
Zacky: we've got other shit too.
Jenn looked at me for a split second.
Jenn: actually I'm supposed to meet my friend so I can't today maybe another day.
She added a sweet smile. Zacky pouted a bit.
Zacky: tell your friend to come with.
Jenn: she really needs some girl time. Another time Zacky.
Zacky: boo fine.
Jenn: just have Brian call me up he's got my number...or...yeah.
Zacky: yeah...will do.
Jenn: thanks for lunch the other day.
I gave a small nod. Scratching my neck to avoid Zacky.
Jenn: I'll be hearing from you.
She walked off and I looked at Zacky.
Brian: what?
Zacky: you...
He furrowed his brows.
Zacky: nothing. Let's go.
We checked out and left. Jimmy's crazy laughter filled my ears when I walked back into Matt's house.
Zacky: we're back!
Johnny: about time what took so long?
Zacky: we ran into Jenn.
Matt: Jenn like Jacoby Jenn?
Zacky: yes.
Matt: oh cool did you invite her over?
Zacky: yes but she had previous shit going on. Hot dog time!
Jimmy: I hope you bought a shit load of those cause I am fucking hungry dude.
Brian: we did. Zacky made sure of that.
Matt: so about Big Bear.
Brian: yeah?
Matt: I've got some shit I need to take care of this weekend. And Zack don't you got shit?
Zacky: yeah.
Matt: so not this weekend but next weekend.
Brian: two weeks from now then?
Matt: yeah pretty much.
Brian: I'll let Melly and James know.
Matt: its going be fun.
Brian: yeah. It will be relaxing.
Matt: defitnatly. What did Jenn have to say?
Brian: not much. Just grocery shopping.
Matt: cool. Have you seen Melly?
Brian: umm yeah.
Matt: I tried calling her but no one answered. How is she?
Brian: weird.
He looked at me.
Brian: she seemed off last time I saw her.
Matt: think everything is alright?
Brian: she said things were. You think we should take a tent to Big Bear?
Matt: what for?
Brian: shits and giggles.
Matt: go for it.
Brian: I wouldn't mind sleeping outside for a night. Zacky your hot dogs are ready.
Zacky: fuck yes. Dog time.
Brian: fuckin' fat ass.
Zacky: don't care.
We all ate. Zacky was right. Hot dogs were a good choice. Simple yet delicious. She doesn't like hot dogs. I wonder what else she doesn't like. Could be a range of things.
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