Girl I Know

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I ran around the house with my hair wet in a purple robe.

“Zacky I told you not to move shit!” I yelled running down to the laundry room to fetch my jeans and Brian’s thermal shirt.

“Goddamn M! Will you stop PMSing at me for three seconds!?” He yelled and I got sad.

“It’s not my fault!” I yelled and ran into my room. Zacky was just being insensitive, I’m just a girl.
I picked out the VU jeans that Zacky hasn’t released yet. They were regular blue skinny jeans with ‘MV’ on the back pocket in tan stitching and they were ripped at the thighs and the calves. There were some paint splatters on it and on one of the belt loops a tag hung that had the ‘Zomby’ on it with Est.6661 under it.
I took my black Nikes with a white check and a ‘House of Syn’ shirt that came in the smallest size that I cut into a ‘V’ neck. I straightened my hair so it was bone straight and I put Brian’s necklace around my neck, and the one he gave me.
I walked out and Zacky handed me my blue and black ‘Hurley’ backpack.

“Im sorry M.” He said and I nodded in acceptance.

“Oh jeez is she-?” Brian said as he walked out of his room and my brother nodded.

“Fuck.” He said making a face. Apparently I was terrible when I had my period. I didn’t see it, they were just men.

“Let’s not discuss me while I’m feet away!” I said shuffling down the stairs into the kitchen to get cereal. I gulped down the bowl and checked the time. I only had 10 minutes.

“Guys C’mon!” I yelled and they both came down the stairs.

“Im sorry im such a bitch.” I said looking at them with sad eyes.

“You’re not a bitch all the time though.” Brian said in attempt to make me feel better. My own boyfriend thinks im a bitch…that’s nice. We walked out of the door into Zacky’s car and I sat in the front.

“Yo, Im pimpin in the front seat.” I said putting on my seatbelt and they laughed. Zack and Brian looked funny because Brian was shirtless and Zacky was wearing pj pants and a shirt that said ‘Sexy never left.’

When I arrived at school, Zacky made me kiss him and Brian in front of my friends that met me at the front.

“Dicks.” I muttered as I got out of the car. Brian got out of the back seat and girls started screaming as they saw him shirtless. He smirked and jumped into the front seat with my brother and they drove away.

“Hey M!” Other Zack said and I waved.

“Hey what’s up?” I said fist bumping him. Alex showed up as well.

“Hey did you guys do the homework?” I laughed. I was good student, don’t hate.

“Sorry I was busy.” Alex said.

“Yeah jerking off.” I said and he narrowed his eyes at me.

“Come on! Im going on tour and I still find the time!” I said as I flashed my card at the security guard at the entrance.

“YOUR GOING ON TOUR!?” they yelled and I had to shush them.

“Shut up!” I said clamping my hands over their mouths.
“People saw me at the AFI concert yesterday. And now most of them know me as M Vengeance.”

“Ha-ha, now everyone is gonna be all up in your balls.” Zack laughed and I chuckled.

“Don’t remind me.” I groaned.

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At 5th period I was walking with Zack, and Alex to get lunch. Apparently someone thought it would be funny to fuck with them.

Some asshole threw a soda bottle at Zack, but it missed and before he could warn me, it hit my head and opened and spilled all over me. I heard ‘Ooh’s’ come from everyone, and Zack looked like he was about to laugh but I was pissed. I whipped around and glared in the direction of the punk who threw it. He immediately stood out because he had the scared shitless look on his face. He was bigger than me, maybe a sophomore, but I didn’t care.

I had my vision locked on him and I stormed over to them dropping my tray on the floor.

“You think it was fucking funny?” I growled and he decided to get smart. Wrong.

“Well I didn’t mean for it to hit you. But yeah I do.” He said and I grabbed the lunch tray and cracked it across his face and I heard a sickening impact.

“What the fuck! You fucking bitch!” He yelled coming at me. I was a little surprised but I wouldn’t step down. He went to throw the first punch and he got me in the cheek. It didn’t hurt as bad as I expected it to.

“Mistake number fucking two.” I growled before I punched him right back in his face and I kept going. I tackled him to the ground and we wrestled around on the floor knocking shit over and punching each other. He had me pinned under him and he went to punch me but I moved to the side and grabbed his arm, decked him in the jaw, and threw him off of me so that he was on his face. I twisted his arm behind him and I twisted it higher and higher until I could hear bone splintering and it would break any second. A sick smirk took over my face and I jerked his arm. It didn’t break as I hoped it would but his shoulder ended up dislocating and he let out a scream of pain.

“YOU WONT BE THROWING SHIT FOR A LONG TIME!” I yelled and stepped up and everyone looked shocked. Security came rushing in at their late response.

“Fuck you! Get off me! I’ll fucking take myself.” I said stomping off to the dean myself.
He looked at me and he face palmed.

“Young lady do you know how serious this is?!” He yelled and I rolled my eyes. I was so pissed off; I was having the worst day. Day before tour was supposed to be fun!

“Well he fucking threw shit at me. I think he deserved it, I guess his mom never told him to hit girls!” I yelled back and he looked so stressed.

“Im going to have to call your guardian.” My mouth went dry. Zacky would be pretty fucking pissed. He hates when I get in trouble, and that rarely happens. I watched as he spoke to my brother and I knew I was in deep shit. I waited half an hour in that office and Zacky finally walked in, and when his eyes locked on mine I thought I was in trouble.

“Hello, Mr. Baker I your sister has gotten herself into big trouble.” He said and I scoffed. He couldn’t have come up with something better than big trouble?

“What exactly happened?” He asked. I decided to answer this question. I raised my hand before I called on myself to answer.

“Well, some douche threw a full can of something at me that was meant for one of my friends. And then I confronted him and he thought it was funny, so I cracked a tray across his face, and we got into a fight. He punched me Zacky, so I dislocated his shoulder.” I said innocently and I pouted for effect and my brother made a face of complete surprise.

“You dislocated some guy’s shoulder?” He said and I nodded.

“Nice.” Was all he said and I snorted with laughter.

“Mr. Baker, your sister is just as mischievous as you three were and I believe she should be punished.” Oh yeah Mr. Dean, I should be punished bad…maybe Brian will spank me.

“Well Eric, if I may call you that.” Zacky said his signature smirk on his face and that mischievous glint in his eyes.

“That kid started it, and of course I taught my sister never to let anyone fuck with her. So if she wants to dislocate his shoulder for punching her in the face then I think she can!” He said and the look on my dean’s face was funny.

“Mr. Baker…” He tried again.

“I’m not gonna do anything about it okay? It’s Pre-tour and I really couldn’t give a shit. That punk deserved it, nobody fucking punches my sister.” He said getting visibly pissed and the dean looked frustrated.

“Language, Mr. Baker.” He warned and Zacky scoffed.

“I’m twenty two fucking years old. I can say whatever I want.” Okay now he sounded worse than me, but he had a point. The dead ultra-face palmed and his mouth went into a line.
“Well if you aren’t then I will. Ms.Baker will be suspended for 3 months, and all of her work will be assigned to her today. She will have to carry on with the rest of the school day.” He said and I frowned. 3 fucking months of work. Im gonna have to start today and finish most of it soon. I was not going on tour with all that shit.

“Awesome, Tour is tomorrow anyway.” Zacky said. I walked up to my dean.

“Hey Eric? If I may call you that…” I started.

“No you may not.” He said turning red.

“Yeah, yeah, Eric I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” I said before I turned and walked out with my brother.

“Zacky that was awesome.” I said and he laughed.

“Did he really punch you in the face?” He asked getting serious and I nodded. I showed him the side of my face where it was starting to bruise and I had a darkening around my eye.

“I should kill him.” He said narrowing his eyes to slits. In the hallway I saw him being escorted to the nurses cradling his arm and icepacks on his face.

“Are you the fucker that punched my sister?” My large, defensive, overprotective, and intimidating brother approached him. The kid just stared at him as my brother darkly threatened him. I knew that he knew who Zacky was and he looked like he was about to piss his pants. I snickered as I rejoined with my brother and he walked me to my second to last class which was Bio.

“What did you tell him to make him that scared?” I asked briefly looking

“I told him that his face would have a very personal meeting with my guitar.” He said and my mouth dropped open as I started to laugh hard. People stared as we walked through the science wing to the end of it for my class.

“Don’t get punched.” He said giving me a hug.

“Don’t get kicked in the balls.” I said warning and he put his hands up in defense.

“See you at home.” He said and I walked into my classroom. I was hit with the stench of formaldehyde and dead amphibians. My lab partner ended up being Zach, as we both got frogs to deface. I looked to my right as our teacher walked us through the dissection and Zack was trying to cut off the frog’s head.

“Stop it! You are making me look bad!” I hissed and he glared at me.

“Hey Im taking 3 months of suspension for you!” I hissed and he put it down and made a purpose bored face. I poked him with the probe and he freaked out.

“What the fuck?! You poked me with something that probed a dead frog!” He hissed and I fell into laughter.

“You cock sucking, dog raping asshole!” He hissed and I started crying inside of my goggles. I went to poke him with it again and he made a girlish whine.

He didn’t listen properly when instructions were given to cut the frog and stabbed it.
Frog juices squirted out of the frog’s stomach and all on Zack’s face and he screamed. The entire lab stopped to look at him.

I was the only one who was laughing mad hard until everyone joined in.

“Don’t fuck with frogs dude.” I sputtered and he flipped me off.

“Im not the one covered in frog semen.”

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When I got out of the classroom, people were running through the halls and outside to the front. I followed the giant commotion to its epicenter and gaped at the sight.

The fucking red and black A7X tour bus was parked outside of my school and I screamed. They lived for the very purpose of embarrassment! I had to rush through the people to get to the guys.

“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?” I yelled and Brian smiled at me.

“We ended up leaving today.” He said smirking.

“AND YOU DECIDED TO PICK ME UP?! YOU COULDN’T WAIT?” I yelled and he started laughing.

“Nope! We are leaving right after this so we decided to pick you up, a7x style.”

“Why didn’t you tell me we were going today?”

“I texted you it. And Jimmy and I sent you dirty texts. We sexted the crap out of your phone but you didn’t answer. So now Jimmy thinks that you don’t want his body.” He said pouting and I rolled my eyes.

“Brian don’t use ‘sext’ as a verb. It makes you sound like a pedophile.” I said and he kept repeating the word ‘sext’ over and over. I shouldn’t smack him in front of his fans so I just went on the bus to avoid any further embarrassment. The tour bus was huge. It had five bunks, a lounge and a back room. The guys already had their shit set up and my stuff was next to one of the bunks.

I looked out of the bus window as the guys greeted and addressed their fans. I spotted a familiar blonde, flirting with Brian. It was that whore Kyle and I felt anger and hatred burn inside. She shamelessly flirted with him, touching his arm and batting her eyelashes. They started to leave and Kyle slipped something into his pocket. He had a confused look on his face but smiled politely anyways before I heard them stomp onto the bus. I ripped myself away from the window so I didn’t look like a creeper.

Jimmy took one look at me and narrowed his eyes. I jumped up at him.

“Nooo! Sunshine of course I want you!” I whined and he kept a straight face.

“No you don’t. You didn’t answer my texts. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURT?!” He yelled playfully faking his intense hurt.

“Im sorry Sunshine.” I pouted and he couldn’t resist the Mercury Pout.

“It’s okay. Ill never leave you again!” He cried dramatically and we overplayed the entire scene. The bus started up and Matt was driving. We pulled out of the high school and hit the road. Matt popped in an Aqua CD, and I face palmed.

“Matt you fag.” I called out and he laughed loudly.

“Where are we stopping for the first show?” I asked and it felt really good to say. The feeling of tour was just sinking in and I loved it already.

“Seattle.” Zacky said and I nodded.

“Life in plastic! It’s fantastic! You can brush my hair! Undress me anywhere! Imagination, Life is your creation!” Matt sang girlishly from the front adding the giggles and shit. We all just stared at the front with shocked expressions. Nobody knew that Matt loved that CD that much…

“NO I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING UNDRESS YOU ANYWHERE!!!” Johnny screeched at the same time that we heard,

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! NO!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!” Jimmy yelled and clawed the CD out of the player and threw it out of the bus window.”

“Dude what the fuck?! That was my favorite fucking CD!” Matt yelled.

“It was mine! And now it’s just driving me insane!”

“Well don’t you think you are more than halfway there to begin with?!” They bickered over a defenestrated CD, and we laughed as Matt defended that thing for his life.

“Matt stop blaming sunshine for your guilty pleasures!” I yelled and Matt laughed loud and obnoxiously.

“So fucking funny!” He yelled and I laughed back just as obnoxiously.

“Guys what do you do for fun here, you know besides listening to Matt profess his love for ‘Aquarium.’” I asked.

“We play videogames, do some blow, fuck, and sell out shows.” Johnny replied with the ever present cigarette behind his ear.

“So you fuck each other? Who is the bitch?” He narrowed his eyes and I laughed.

“I bet Brian bitches Zacky every night.” I crossed my arms and smirked, but then the thought of Brian sodomizing my brother popped up into my head and gave me unwanted mental imagery.

I began to bang my head against the wall repeatedly.

“M, what the fuck?” Brian laughed.

“You *bang* and Zack *bang* fucking *bang* fucking nasty…”

Zacky made a noise in protest.

“Oh come on baby are you ashamed of me?” Brian pouted crawling over on my brother as he leaned away.

“Brian.” He groaned getting scared. And Brian smirked.

“Yeah baby moan my name.” He said and Zacky tried to smack him away.

“Oh fuck yes! Spank me Zacky.” He laughed and Brian trailed his fingers on his chest.

“You like when I touch you.” He purred and tears rolled down Zacky’s eyes as he tried to hold in laughter and I’m pretty sure he was scared too. Brian made a kissy face and Zacky pushed him off the couch.

“Ow M, I fell on my butt. Will you kiss my ass?” He pouted and I palmed his face.

“Hot tub party!” Jimmy called running out from the back room.

“There’s a hot tub in here?” I said following sunshine.

“Not exactly…” Johnny said. We opened the door and Jimmy was sitting in a bathtub that was full of bubbles. I cracked up at the sight of Jimmy fully clothed and covered in bubbles/

“Sunshine what are you doing?!” I asked laughing hard and he pretended to swim when he was clearly too big. I shrugged and jumped into the tub with him. We threw bubbles at each other and Jimmy pulled out a duck out of nowhere and threw it at me.

Brian got in as well now and covered himself in the bubbles.

“See now it’s a party!” Jimmy yelled. Zacky came in with their tour diaries camera.

“Say hi!” he cheered and I hid so all you could see were my eyes in the mass of bubbles.

“Looks like we’ve got Syn, The Rev and oh? Who is that? Is that Mercury V on tour with us?!” He teased, his voice raising octaves. I emerged like the bubble monster.

“RRRAWWR!” I roared making everyone snicker.

“Say hi to the fans fags.” Zacky said and me and sunshine cheered.

“Hey! I’m Synyster Gates and I play the Mercury.” Brian cheesed and I went to attack him.

“In a few seconds he won’t be playing anything!” I said strangling and Jimmy pulled me away and Zacky moved the camera and ran out because he was gonna go tick off Matt or someone.

“Jimmy why are we in a bathtub?”

“I don’t fuckin know dude. I got bored.” He said shaking his head with a laugh and squeezing the rubber ducky. We drained the water and took our wet, bubbled up selves out of the tub, and we were just all standing in the mini bathroom.

“We should probably get out of those clothes.” Brian said pulling off his wet shirt.

“Yeah dude, I’m not getting sick on this tour. Now I’m gonna take off my shirt, you kids try not to cream your pants.” Jimmy said before he took off his shirt and made that manly man noise.

“Well.” Brian said and I raised my eyebrow.

“Well what?”

“You are the only one in a shirt. It’s only fair.” He said smirking and sunshine laughed.

“Ha-ha, Brian this is just your excuse to see me half naked.” I snickered and I almost said again. Jimmy cheered when I removed my shirt and I was only in a bra and soaked ripped V.U jeans. I mean it wasn’t in a perverted way; I mean maybe for Brian but still.

“Alright!” I yelled and we all walked out of the bathroom. Johnny whooped while Zacky spit out his water and his eyes bugged out of his head. He was having an aneurism.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” He yelled and we all kept serious faces.

“What?” We all said in unison.

“YOU ARE HALF NAKED ON THE FUCKING TOUR BUS.” He yelled and i tried to keep laughter in but some sputtered out.

“IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY. GO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!”

“Maybe when you lose ten pounds.” I said and he looked pissed. I started full out laughing. Rev smacked my ‘Sylver Rain’ tattoo on my shoulder blade. I kept the other one covered up so no one could see it.

“Ay! You kinky fucker!” I yelled and Zacky had enough. He got up and pushed me over to my clothes and nearly kicked my ass into them. I ended up in some sweatpants and a tank top that I put 3 slits in, so you could see parts of my abdomen.

“Thank you.” He sighed and I mocked him.

“I wasn’t kidding about the ten pounds though. Egg whites and oatmeal bro.” I said plopping down on his lap.

“But on the other hand, the extra is comfortable so maybe just five.” I reasoned and poked his tummy. Zacky really wasn’t that fat, he was just slightly chubby. He just blew it out of proportion.

“Shut your mouth.” He said palming my face away from his. I ended up sinking my teeth into his hand.

“You should really shut yours. You know with all that food going in there.” I said. I couldn’t help it, it was just too easy. He pouted and he refused to look in my direction. I tried moving in front of him and stuff but he still ignored me.

“Zacky don’t be mad. It was just a joke, and I didn’t mean it. You aren’t fat, and I’ll never walk around like that again.” I pouted back and I wrapped my arms tenderly around his neck. He didn’t immediately hug back but he did soon enough.

“I love you. I love you, you’re my faaavorite.” I laughed skipping around him before I plopped down Indian style on the floor.

“Okay, just for the hell of it. Who wants to play guitar hero?” I offered and they all cheered. We popped in Gh2 for the sole purpose of playing Beast and the Harlot.

“Okay, so who wants to experience ultimate sodomy, versing me in this game?” I asked and I got Zacky.

“Alrighty then, bring it on chubby cheeks.” I said sitting down with the plastic guitar controller.

The song started and we were both focused on the screen with our tongues poking out of our mouths a little. I bet we looked so funny. Neither of us has missed a note by the first chorus.

“I’m playing this song tomorrow night, I’m not losing.” Zacky laughed. When Syn’s solo came up we both mumbled a ‘fuck.’ But Zacky missed some notes in the middle of it and I was going mad hard on the song. We got to the end and I still hadn’t missed a note, but when the last one came up I missed it. It was such shit.

“That was so much cocksucking shit. The game cheats for sure.” I said and they laughed.

“Okay next?” I asked since I won, of course.

“I’m playing this song tonight! I’m not losing!” I mimicked Zacky and he mimicked me mimicking him and we almost started a war. We took out Gh2 and put in Gh3.

“Okay, so we have to play the hardest song. And if you win, you can hang out on stage during the opening show, and if I win…hmm…what do I want?” He said scratching his chin before he got a mischievous glint in his eyes.

“I want a lap dance.” He said and we burst out laughing.

“Dude I know you didn’t just bet my sister a lap dance.” Zacky said laughing, but he was serious.

“Pretty much.” He shrugged. I bet he was thinking, ‘No, I bet my girlfriend a lap dance.’

“You pedophile!” Rev yelled.

“Whatever just start the song. But I know I’m not gonna be giving you a fuckin lap dance.” I said snickering. When he picked ‘Through the Fire and Flames’ I knew I was screwed sideways on a Tuesday.

“Fuck you.” I muttered as we started up the song. My mouth dropped open at the intro as I barely pulled it off.

After the entire fucking song, my hands hurt like a mofo. Id gotten a 97%, and of course, that guitar strumming ass face got a 100%.

“It looks like you owe me a sexual dance.” He said raising his eyebrows and smirking. I laughed out loud though the way he said it.

“Can’t I be substituted for the curvier Baker? I mean he’s pretty, and he’s got more cushion for the pushing.” I said showcasing my brother.

“Nope.” He was smirking like hell, and Zacky was unhappy about it anyway.

“Oh come on!” Lap dances weren’t my thing.

“Brian I’ll tell Mommy.” I threatened and he kept his mouth shut. Mommy was Matt by the way.

“Nope I’m still telling!” I got up and made a run for Matt; he got up and followed me. When sat down in the passenger’s seat next to him he looked over at me.

“Hey Matt, when are we stopping off?” I asked and he looked at his watch. I briefly looked out of the huge window and saw the sky bursting with bright oranges and blueness as the sun was setting. Brian burst into the area.

“WHATEVER SHE SAYS IS A LIE! I DID NOT ASK HER FOR A LAPDANCE!” He yelled and Matt got confused.

“What the fuck?” He asked and Brian realized he should have shut up.

“Never mind.” He said and ran out of the room quickly and Matt started cracking up.

“That guy is nuts.” He laughed.

“He also likes them too.” I said and he laughed harder.