Bitch, Bitch.

One tiny little mishap after a night on the piss gets blown out of proportion.

Deathstars crack!fic.
Cat/Andreas and a sort-of love triangle [Skinny/Bone/Nightmare].
Inspired by some stuff that happened in my Sims 2 game.
Dedicated to Kat because she wanted it to be written, and all the Deathstars girls.
1050 words.