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Fuzzy Blue Lights

The Misadventures of Candice Ushakov and Maja Brandt

Okay, so I'll admit, the concert wasn't half bad. Though we had initially started off somewhere in the middle of the standing-up crowd, we had been pushed forward to the front where the pit and stage was separated by a long fence-like poll. I was yelling right along with Maja and the lyrics, even though I could have sworn that I didn't know them before that night. When we got closer, I could actually read the Sticky-Notes still on the guys. When I noticed this, it only caused me to laugh louder, scream higher, and dance harder, with Maja following my lead right on beside me.

Yeah, neither of us were going to have our voices by the end of this night.

Just as the last song played out, Maja pulled off her magical skills once more and got us through a short-cut out through to where the table was waiting for both fans and the guys alike to show up where the autographing could begin. We were both giggling and laughing, about to start acting like idiots, when we saw security begin flooding around and begin preparing for the soon coming hoard of fans.

"So, did you want to get something signed, or did you just want to head off to the club?" I questioned over my shoulder as I pulled my two plushies from out of her bag. She thought about it for a moment and nodded.

"But we aren't going to cheat this time. We're waiting in line just like everyone else," she chastised, probably finally just now feeling guilty about how we had been sneaking around all night. Well, I would give her that one. I wouldn't be having such an amazing time if she hadn't decided to do this for me- seriously, she would be my best-est friend of all time from this point on-so I pulled of my lanyard and put it in her bag. She did the same. We made our way to where the lines would eventually start forming and took our places in the very front.

While Maja began asking one of the security guards a few question, I just sort of phased out for a moment. I could see her pointing over at something, but I was too lazy to find out what. For the first time that night, Maja pulled out her wallet and paid for something- likely posters so that the guys would actually have something to sign. I looked at what she had just bought and, just as I expected, they were poster-pictures. The one she kept for herself was a picture of all four of the band members posing, while the one she had gotten for me was one with just the twins. They were standing in a bored manor, looking down, with one arm each in the air and their curled hands together forming a heart.

"So, what do we do while we're waiting for them to arrive?" Maja questioned. I looked down at my dolls, then looked at her bag, then at the dolls again. Without bothering to ask, I reached into her bag and pulled out her Georg and Gustav plushies.

"Ich habe eine Idee~!(*)" I chirped and giggled a bit. Maja raised her eyebrow at me as I grinned wickedly then...

Proceeded to shove her Georg and Gustav plushies into her cleavage. Their heads showed just above the top of her halter top. She stared down at them and giggled a little to herself. By the time that she had looked up, my Tom and Bill plushies were sticking out of the top of my camisole, in between my cleavage just as her little dolls were.

"Strike a pose, I want to get a picture of this," Maja giggled and pulled out her camera. I did a sort of Captain Morgan pose and she snapped a picture of me. Then, I did the same for her. We turned around and looked around, just to see if anyone was watching us. Of course, we had some security guards staring at us weirdly, but other than that, none of the other fans that had found their way here were really paying much attention to us. We could see the hoard coming around the corner, meaning that the guys would be here soon, as well.

Now all we had to do was wait...

Well, we waited probably a solid hour before the band rounded the corner and made their way up to the table, surrounded my protective security guards. They no longer had Sticky-Notes on their clothes, which made me a bit sad. But, then again, their reaction to the Sticky-Notes that were likely still in those chairs were a for-sure to get them laughing again.

And they did. Bill was the first one to see the Sticky-Notes on the chairs, so therefor, he was the first to start laughing. They all joined in and moved from their initial positions behind their original desired chairs in order to fit into what the Sticky-Notes said, probably just to amuse the people that had left them there. Believe me, it did. Maja and I could hardly contain our giggles as we walked up to get our things signed. Not one of the guys looked up at us as we went through- or, at least, they didn't look at Maja. I didn't want my thing signed by Georg or Gustav, so they didn't even really have a reason to think I was there. Rather, I pulled a ninja and slipped my poster picture in front of Tom.

Without looking up, he asked a question in German. Maja was busy paying attention to whatever Bill had asked her, so I had no idea how I was supposed to respond. I shifted lightly and stifled a giggle when I felt something begin to tickle my boobs.

"Oh my! Maja, Tom's dreads are starting to tickle my boobs~!" I squealed- a lot louder than I had intended- and began to strangle more giggles as I realized what I had just said. All of the guys snapped their heads up to stare at me, and I don't think anyone could laugh as hard as they were after they saw just what was peeking out of Maja's and my own boobs.

"Mind if I get a picture?" Tom suddenly asked, his German accented English making me giggle, just a little bit, as I nodded. I could safely assume that he probably switched to English because my outburst was, in fact, in English. He had the two of us to stand really close and, with a flash from a camera that he produced from his pocket, he took a picture of our boobs- it wasn't until after the fact that I realized just how perverted that could be seen as. And I wasn't afraid to state as much.

"Ah, leave it to the man slut to want to take pictures of two complete strangers' breasts," I mused. The guys, including Tom, started laughing. He looked down at the picture he was about to sign and then looked up at me.

"I can assume that this is yours, right?"

"Yes sir, that it would be. I think your fans are going to have a conniption fit here, soon..." He just laughed at my statement and shook his head a bit.

"You two made all of us laugh. You get to be special. So, what's you're name?" he continued with his question after complimenting us. I grinned a bit wickedly again.

"Candy, if you will," I informed. He nodded, still laughing a bit, and scribbled down something in one corner of my poster, then passed it to Bill. Maja stood for me, waiting at the end of the table, as Bill signed mine.

"The only thing that would make this night better is if we found those people who left us these little notes everywhere," I heard Georg state from down the table just as Bill finished up his note and scribble on my poster. My grin widened as he passed it over to me.

"Before I leave..." I pulled the very last Sticky-Note written and that I had secretly saved just for this moment, and poked it onto Bill's forehead. Before the crowd, or security guards for that matter, could get angry at us, Maja and I fled. We could hear surprised laughter from behind us as Bill and Tom read out the Sticky-Note out loud together.

" 'Candy was here and had Sexy-time with Bill Kaulitz's forehead.' "

...And now, as we ran ourselves back to Maja's car with our now signed poster-pictures in one hand and the other hand holding onto our dolls so that they wouldn't fall out, this first part of our night was completed. Now all that was left was the clubbing. Oh what joy.
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(*)'I have an idea~!' That would be the translation, in case anyone was confused.

There you have it, folks. That completes that two-part chapter 'The Misadventures of Candice Ushakov and Maja Brandt'. The reason this chapter was broken into two parts was because I didn't want a giant towering chapter, so thus, this chapter was broken in two. :'3 I hope you guys liked it, and comments are always appreciated!

With much love, kiddies~
-Wolfie