I'll Be the Sweetest Poison You've Ever Tasted

Poison howled with laughter so loud it made me cringe. A wide grin spread across my face, but it was no normal grin, it was a grin laced with evil and malice.

"For me?" I questioned looking at the Joker.

He nodded his head wildly and stared between Todd and I.

"I wanted to see one of your kills. I've heard they're very planned out and cruel." He explained grinning at me.

"MMmm....The fun I'll have..." I murmured talking a step towards Todds unconscious body.

"J," I turned to look at the Joker with puppy eyes "Can we take him back to my duckies?" I asked.

I heard him mumble something along the lines of, "This is what happens when you're nice to women, they walk all over you." As he picked Todd up and swung him over his shoulder. I smiled happily and skipped off towards the van.

Unlike the other times I was in the big white van, I drove. We arrived at my home away from home and I smiled in excitement. I hopped out of the van and pretty much dance towards the old, desecrated building.

"I said I'm coming home Coming home tonight," I bellowed as I walked into the large front room. I heard a happy squeal and the sound of running feet indicating that the girls had heard me.

Before I could fully prepare myself a head of blond hair was buried in my neck and thin arms were wrapped around my waist. I shoved Mayhem to the floor roughly and scowled at her, "What have I told you about hugging me like that May?"

"Not to." she replied looking up at me with those wide cute eyes.

I looked back up to see the twins, Sin and Khaos standing by the stairs. Neither of them were looking at me, they were staring at the clown behind me.

"Hello poison." they said completely in sync.

"That's creepy." I heard the joker mutter to himself, I ignored his comment.

"Hello ladies, it's nice to see that my favorites haven't left." I said smiling sinisterly at the thought of the others.

"May I inquire as to why he is with you?" sin asked still looking at the joker with calculating eyes.

"Well my loves the Joker has done most of your job for you, be happy." I said sternly.

One rule I had here was to always be grateful, we may be criminals but we still have SOME morals just not the normal kind.

"Well um, since we're all introduced where do you want this cause if I don't drop it soon I'm gonna kill him myself!" The joker added tapping his shoe on the linoleum floor impatiently.

"Mayhem take him to the Mirror Room," I said looking down at her. She nodded her head quickly and stood.

"Oh and don't get yourself killed because of the annoying chatter." I added as an after thought.

She nodded again and began to skip off as I turned to the joker.

"Don't kill her. she's my bomb chick." I told him before walking off towards my room.

I sat at my desk and looked through my ipods for the songs I wanted on my newest play list. I had been thinking of music for Todd's murder since the beginning, this was always the most fun part.

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Joker-Land
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The Joker followed the strangely hyper girl down the maze of hallways ignoring the constant chatter.

"Come on slow poke, we're almost there!" she said happily.

"Hey! I'm carrying a 199 pound man over my shoulder you gotta give me some credit." He mumbled to himself.

He stopped when he saw her pulling a ring of keys from her pocket and unlock the door they stood in front of. She went through about 10 wrong keys before the door finally swung open to reveal a room covered from ceiling to floor in mirrors.

The Joker whistled loudly as he stepped inside to place Todd on the only chair in the room. The chick, mayhem, as Poison had referred to her tied him to the chair with the chains laying on the floor. As they both left the room the Joker finally got a good look at her, she was small to say the least. A good two feet shorter and half the size of him.

He could easily wrap his hands around her small little neck and snap it in two without having to use any force. She wouldn't even know what hit her and even if she did there was no way she could fight him off.

That thought alone was enough for the jokers blood to begin to boil and blood lust to rise. She told you not to.Jack a voice in his head told him warningly. Poison had told him not to kill her, she didn't say anything about torturing her. This loophole brought a wide smile to his mouth and caused a cackle to burst forth.