A shattered femur - a good ending to the weekend

Started as a project in English demonstrating bias in writing, the first, shorter story is written from an impersonal third-person viewpoint. The second, longer one is told from the first-person viewpoint of me, and has lots of emotion and description.

**Warning: Imagery and descriptions may not be suitable for sensitive persons**
  1. Impersonal
    Third-person, and objective, this describes the story as just that, a story.
  2. Emotional
    First-person, and Emotional, this describes the story as an experience.