My Life Is Average

One shot based on this post from mylifeisaverage.com:

"Today, I was sick, so I stayed home from school. In the middle of the day I got bored and played dress up. After about two hours of going through my mom's closet, putting on her makeup, and an old red wig I found in the back of her closet, I ordered a pizza under the name Beatrice. When the guy came to give me my pizza, I tried to act all seductive, and flirty. He liked it, and gave me his number. I'm a guy and I have a beard. Either he was gay, or extremely hair blind. MLIA."

For Remy LeBeau's MLIA contest, because I love her. Teehee.