Kill All My Friends

"I'm bored!" moaned Bam as he flopped onto the sofa in the pirate bar.

"Blurg..." muttered Stev-o.

"Was that English?" Raab asked from the corner of the room.

"Meh..."

"Baaaaaaaaaam... Stev-o's possessed." Raab screamed as he shot up and ran over to Bam and jumped on his lap.

"Mwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Stev-o laughed.

"Dude get off me!!!" Bam yelled as he push Raab off his lap. Raab fell to the floor with a thud.

"Owwwwwww... Bammie you're evil." Raab moaned.

"I've got it!!!" Bam screamed suddenly as he stood up.

"What...what?!" Kat asked (She had been sleeping on Linde but had woken up when Bam screamed.)

"He's diseased?" Mandy asked.

"Yessss....wha.....no!" Bam yelled, "I have IT!!!"

"For f**k sake tell us already!" Gas shouted at him.

"We...could...do...another..." Bam started.

"BAM!!!" Raab yelled.

"Fine...fine... we could do another season of Viva La Bam!" Bam said looking slightly psychotic.

"Ohhhhhh god." Stev-o muttered.

Mandy looked over to Ville, he was still asleep on the chair. "How the hell did he manage to sleep through that?" she asked.

"He's lived here a while..." Linde said, "he's probably used to it."