Naked & Publicly Intoxicated
He's Drunk.
“WHO WANTS ME TO FUCKING JUMP?” I heard from the pool area. I rushed over to see a tall, thin, tan 16 year old standing on the edge of a pool. It was Friday night. Teenagers were doing what teenagers do, and they were all holding red cups while doing it. You heard gossiping from the girls, and you heard sexual innuendos and your mom jokes from the boys group.
“I’LL FUCKING DO IT!” screamed the obviously drunk boy again. His blonde curly hair was poofy and tangled and he was wearing nothing but tight baby blue boxer shorts. Nobody was amused with his lame fiasco, or they were to high to even notice him screaming on the top of his lungs. The girls turned away and proceeded to talk with their friends about boys, who they wanted to hook up with, and how their parents would be so pissed. The boys proceeded to cheer on the blonde headed boy to jump in the pool.
“YAHHHHHH” he shouted, and he removed the only clothing left on his body, his boxers. The girls heads turned abrubtly and some gasps were heard. They started to chatter and he jumped into the freezing cold pool without even a second thought. Although, he was too inebriated to even think. Everyone got up from their seats on the ground, or they walked over to the pool to see him rise with a laugh and a grin. Bubbles were seen coming from the bottom, they made sounds as they popped on the top. You could see him naked, and everyone took pictures that would soon end up on Facebook the next day. Finally, he rose from the pale blue water after a profound amount of time underneath. He got out, confident in his nakedness and grabbed one of the girls by their shirts and kissed her on the lips. While he was at it he grabbed her boob and said,
“Tehe!!” and ran from the house party, naked, and publicly intoxicated down through the town at 2 am in the morning. His blond hare swaying and bouncing as he streaked past the houses, under the dim glow of the street lamps.
“I’LL FUCKING DO IT!” screamed the obviously drunk boy again. His blonde curly hair was poofy and tangled and he was wearing nothing but tight baby blue boxer shorts. Nobody was amused with his lame fiasco, or they were to high to even notice him screaming on the top of his lungs. The girls turned away and proceeded to talk with their friends about boys, who they wanted to hook up with, and how their parents would be so pissed. The boys proceeded to cheer on the blonde headed boy to jump in the pool.
“YAHHHHHH” he shouted, and he removed the only clothing left on his body, his boxers. The girls heads turned abrubtly and some gasps were heard. They started to chatter and he jumped into the freezing cold pool without even a second thought. Although, he was too inebriated to even think. Everyone got up from their seats on the ground, or they walked over to the pool to see him rise with a laugh and a grin. Bubbles were seen coming from the bottom, they made sounds as they popped on the top. You could see him naked, and everyone took pictures that would soon end up on Facebook the next day. Finally, he rose from the pale blue water after a profound amount of time underneath. He got out, confident in his nakedness and grabbed one of the girls by their shirts and kissed her on the lips. While he was at it he grabbed her boob and said,
“Tehe!!” and ran from the house party, naked, and publicly intoxicated down through the town at 2 am in the morning. His blond hare swaying and bouncing as he streaked past the houses, under the dim glow of the street lamps.