Hot Sauce and Cigarettes
well do you ever get the feeling
that this story's too damn real and in the present tense
or that everybody's on the stage and you're the only person
sitting in the audience?
--Skating Away On the Thin Ice of a New Day, Jethro Tull
theme bands: beck, bob dylan, vampire weekend, andrew bird, modest mouse, the clash,the beatles, jethro tull
- Welcome to Thompsons!
- Meetings and Greetings
- The Crazy Guy
- Demeter
- Where's the Oven Cleaner?
- Georgie Hitches a Ride
- Never Mind the Cell Phone
- The Horrors of Self Checkout
- Psychoanalysis of A Bum Underwear Model Hippie
- Inspection Day
- Sara the Terrible, Or Maybe the Tiny
- Journey to the Center of the Aisles
- Romance in the Air, Or Maybe Blackmail
- Geoffrey Chaucer and Infinite Wisdom
- Demeter's Date, Or Sid Says, "Potential Hostage Situation"
- Lemonade Hath No Fury
- Abe Gets A New Face
- The Phat Boys and The Turkey Costume
- The Bike
- Strange Mysteries of Womenfolk
- Restaurant Asia and Ballad of a Thin Girl
- When You Look Into the Ridiculous
- The Write Time for Pizza Time