Tab & The Mole

Okay, so I wrote this for my lovely friend Tabitha a while ago..and since she wouldn't put it up here, I'm going to.

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Yes, well you all know who he is. He's on MTV's Jackass & Viva La Bam..Skater, T.V. star, married man (OOOOOOH BURN)

Keep in mind that this story is just a joke..We love Bam (and who doesnt?) but we dont expect him to marry us and other things of that nature.. twas written in about 5 minutes while I was at Tab's house ..I was bored..SO. Don't leave any hate comments about how it sucks. It's called a joke..a really, really stupid, pointless joke.
I'm not trying to make fun of Bam or Tab, either..though the story may seem to tell you different. I love them both...and need a life =]