Billie, Ever Think of Having a Daughter

"Maggi, Maggi," I heard a voice while I was asleep.
"Leave me alone," I said and rolled over.
"Get up,"
"Ugh. FINE!" I shouted. This voice happened to be Sam.
I walked down stairs with my hair a mess and my eyeliner every where.
"Good morning," Said a heavy voice. Kinda like a man's voice. Wait, my Dad doesn't live here anymore!
"Good-" I said and looked up, "WHOA! What are you doing here?" I asked Billie.
"Um,"
"Oh my God! Ew. YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOM!" I yelled.
"Well...Yeah," He said, blushing.
"Oh my God," Was all I could say. "That is what I heard last night!"
"Good morning," My mom said. She was pretty happy, oh that's right, she got laid!
"Hello, my sweetie," Billie said and wrapped her arms around her small waist.
"Ew. Not in here," I said and went back to up to my room. I looked at all my Green Day posters. Billie Joe Armstrong can, someday, be my step-father! I thought to myself.
I screamed pretty loud, that mom and Billie ran to my room.
"Are you okay?" Billie asked.
"Um, yeah, I saw a nasty, huge spider." I lied.
"Oh, okay," They said and left. I plopped on my bed and fell back to sleep.