Bulletproof

I awoke the next morning to the sound of someone laughing nearby. As I glanced up, I was greeted by a pair of hazel eyes.
"What Bam?" I asked annoyed and turned over and away from him.
"Get up, we're going to plan a party for Ape and Phil before they have their anniversary vacation." he ordered while pulling the covers away from me. I squealed at the lack of warmth and the sudden flood of sunlight.
"Go on without me," I groaned and shut my eyes again attempting to go back to sleep.
"Fine...Novak will you come wake up your little girlfriend?" He yelled down the hall and I could just see the grin on his face as he climbed the stairs.
"Okay I'm up!" I said sitting up quickly in time to see Novak stripped down to just his boxers.
"That won't be necessary thank you very much!" I said pointedly, narrowing my eyes at the pair of them.
"Aww..." he said disappointed and pulled his jeans back on but remained shirtless.
"Does this guy ever wear a shirt?" I wondered to myself. Not that he was bad looking…
"Can I get dressed first?" I asked, annoyance evident in my tone.
"Let me know if you need help with that one too...although we'd definitely be doing more undressing than anything else," he smirked wickedly.
"Get out," I said sternly and they laughed as they left.
I opened the giant closet and picked my favorite Rammstein tee shirt and some black jeans before applying a bit of black eyeshadow and liner before braiding my hair.
Once I looked dark and decent, I made my way downstairs to the long table where everyone else was sitting and listening to Bam.
"Okay we need a kickass band, a place for them to play, and people. Lots and lots of people." he commanded, looking up and giving me a nod to acknowledge my presence.
"What if we got HIM again?" Raab suggested "we haven't seen Valo and his crew in forever."
“You’re right, I’d love to see Willa again," Bam answered turning to me.
"I'm all for it," I said happily. I'd get to meet HIM, of course I was up for it!
"Well then it's settled then! Dunn get Ville on the phone, Raab and Dico get what we need, Rake find a place, and Novak do whatever the Hell it is you usually do,” he said laughing and walked off to the garage as everyone else went their own diverse directions as well leaving Novak and I alone.
"So basically, you get to sit there and do nothing?" I smiled.
"Yeah pretty much. Would you like to join me?" he asked patting the empty place next to him on the love seat.
"Ha! I'm good thank you," I laughed turning and heading to the kitchen to find something to cease my stomach's rumbling.
I ended up settling with a bowl of cereal and sat down and began eating.
"So how do you like living here?" Novak asked coming up behind me quietly so close I could feel the heat coming off his body as he pressed his bare torso against my back.
"Well it'd be better if you'd back up a bit and respect my personal space," I said swallowing the last bit of cereal.
He chuckled but backed off a little bit. Finally, we were establishing some boundaries!
"Better?" he breathed on my neck, making the hair there stand up.
"Not really," I said as he put his arms around me.
"Too bad..." he then did something I totally was unprepared for.
"Oh my god, Novak stop it!" I screamed as he tickled me.
"Ha! Why should I?" he asked thoroughly enjoying himself as I tried to get away from him but to no avail.
"Get off!" I managed in between gasps for breath, trying to wiggle out of his grasp.
"No," he said as I collapsed on the floor and he pinned me down and continued to torture me.
"Goddamnit Novak stop it!" I begged, tears forming at the corners of my eyes.
"Say that I'm awesome and admit I'm a great kisser," he demanded grinning evilly.
"Never!" I shouted narrowing my eyes at him with some difficulty.
"Fine then..." then he started tickling me once again.
"Okay okay! Novak you're awesome!" I cried attempting to get away, but he wouldn't move so much as an inch.
"And...?" he waited for me to finish.
"You're a great kisser..." I said breathless, turning away from him.
"What was that? I didn't catch it," he leaned in closer, turning his ear to me.
"You're a great kisser!" I yelled shutting my eyes, “now can you please let me up?”
"Thank you, you weren’t too bad yourself," he admitted but still didn’t move.
"Now that I said it let me go," I reminded him.
"Nope." he grinned.
"What?! I said what you said to though!" I said with annoyance.
"So?" he said leaning closer like before.
"I hate y_" I didn't get to finish before he began kissing and biting my exposed neck.
"Mmm...you taste so good.." he murmured against my skin. I was doing my best to remain calm.
"Whoa! Get a room you two!" said a voice above us.

We both looked up to see Dunn staring at us wide eyed.

"Shit..." I whispered turning a dozen shades of vermillion in embarrassment.
"We're in a room though," Novak said shrugging his shoulders before smiling down at me again.
"The kitchen!" Dunn exclaimed with his hands in the air.

I tried to make myself as small as possible and silently wished the floor would open up and swallow me.

"We're just having fun" he said looking down at me again and smiled warmly.
"Get off," I said, eyes shut.

This time he did as I asked, and I picked up the empty bowl that was still sitting on the counter and threw it as hard as I could at him. At the last possible second he dodged it and it shattered behind him.

"That's for molesting me!" I hissed, balling up my fists.
"What the Hell is going on in here?!" yelled Missy coming in after hearing the broken glass.
"I missed!" I said furious to see him avoid it so easily.
"What missed? What's going on?!" she demanded an explanation.
"Ask Romeo over here!" I pointed at the grinned smart ass before walking outside and sitting down on the bench, determined not to lose my cool and look like more of an idiot than I already did.
"I'm sorry about Novak Wynter," Missy said apologetically sitting next to me, “I will have Bam say something to him. I know he can be a bit much.”
"It’s just a lot Missy. I’m not really used to any kind of attention let alone male attention. I know he doesn’t mean any harm by it,” I sighed. I knew genuinely if I told him to stop, he would.
"You’re young and I know you came from a bad place. You just have to remember something," she smiled.
"What?" I asked turning to face her.
"We’re family here. Even the perverts," she laughed as did I.

Suddenly her cellphone started ringing and she swiftly answered it.

"Yes Bam? No no no! Bam please tell me you're joking! You know how I feel about them!" she sighed, "fine..." before snapping the phone shut.
"What's wrong?" I asked concerned.
"The Bloodhound Gang are on their way here right now," she said looking ahead with a furrowed brow.
"Why is that bad?" I questioned.
"Jimmy and Jared are even worse than Bam AND Novak when it comes to being perverts and jackasses," she explained.
"So why are they coming?" I didn't like the idea of them already.
"They heard there was another Margera in town, " she said disgusted.
"Oh yay…" I put my head in my hands when suddenly, we heard a car zooming down the long country road that led to the house, which could only mean one thing.
"Damn they got here fast," she said surprised.
"Missy!" Jimmy shouted out the window as they pulled into the driveway.
"Hey Jimmy," she put on a fake smile.
"Why, hello hello hello..." one of them said coming up to me and checking me out slowly. He stood almost a head taller than his companions and had sideburns that would give Wolverine a run for his money.
"You must be Wynter! I'm Jimmy, that's Yin, Dj, Daniel, and that dude checking you out is Evil Jared," he said introducing each one who waved at me nicely.

I waved back politely since I didn't really know what else to do.

"So you're Bam's jailbait cousin eh? Do you have a boyfriend beautiful?" Jared asked putting his arm around my shoulders.
"Yes, she does!" said a very pissed off Novak coming outside only to see me in the arms of someone I didn't even know.
"In your dreams Novak!" I said still angry about earlier.
"You're on the market then?" he said and leaned in.
"Sorry Jared but this item's not on the menu. For Novak or anybody else," I smiled and slipped out of his grasp.
"Step off Jared," Novak growled and stepped forward threateningly.
"It's Evil Jared to you China white," he hissed back getting in his face. I could see there was some uneasy history between those two.
"Hey hey hey! Jared remember we're here on a friendly visit remember?" Jimmy said stepping in between the two who were very close to going at it.
"You're right Jimmy," he grinned "besides, I've got a Hell of a better chance with her anyways."
"That's why she was all over me just before you came!" Novak yelled to my embarrassment.
“You held me down!” I interrupted.
"Had to hold her down to get a piece Brandon? I'm glad to know that taking her will be so easy then seeing as she's got to be desperate to climb in bed with dog food," Jared said innocently. I didn't like his tone. Taking me? I was really getting sick of people treating me like I was some kind of prize to win and not a person. He knew what he was doing though, and it worked because the next thing we knew, Novak was going for his throat.