The 12 Days of Christmas

Billie Joe Armstrong

Dear St. Nick,

It’s me, Billiefuckin’ Joe Armstrong! Oops, uh, no I didn’t just swear. I’ve been good all yeardamnit!Wait, is damnit considered a cuss word? Nevermind. I’ve been a really good boy, ask my kids! Ask Joey and Jakob; they’ll tell you! And I told Mike and Tre that Jason Freese isn’t our lackey, didn’t I?Wait, did I? And with that said, What Idemand ask for is the following:


A Playstation 360 or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

A Wiibox Is that even what it’s called?

A lifetime supply of eyeliner MAC brand, bitch!

And for Adrienne to understand that I will never ever do laundry.

I doubt I’ll ever get the last one, but eh, do what you can, y’know?

Peace. Love. And Green Day,

Billie Joe Armstrong
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