More Interviews From Hell!

Xenophobe: "Okay. Next one."

Rob: "I'm ready."

Xenophobe: "Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Hayley Williams."

Rob: "Fuck Avril, Marry Hayley... kill all of them."

Xenophobe: "Can't do that."

Rob: "Says who?"

Skellington: "Fuck Cassadee Pope."

Tyranny: "What was the context of that?"

Skellington: "Nothing."

Kenneth: "Ryro, Steve from Blues Clues, Cassadee Pope."

Rob: "Fuck Ryro..."

Everyone waits for the last two results.

Xenophobe: "C'mon. This can't be a hard decision."

Tyranny: "Fuck Steve. Marry Ryro."

Xenophobe: "No. Ryro's a dickwad."

Chris: "I'd fuck Brandon."

Brandon: "Way to make things awkward."

Tyranny: "Where the hell is Paige? We can't do this interview without her."

Kenneth: "Paige is hottt."

Skellington: "Excuse me?"

Kenneth: "Just stating a fact."

Karnivore: "Speak of the devil."

Paige walks through the door and freezes. "Oh god, I'm late."

Skellington rushes over to give her a hug. "Paigey!"

Paige: "Jake-- KENNETH!" she runs over to Kenneth, pushes Karnivore out of the way and sits on his lap. "Hi."

Kenneth: "Hello."

Karnivore glares. "What the hell just happened."

Xenophobe points. "YOU GOT THE BOOT!"

Skellington sits back down. "Damn."

Xenophobe: "That means we can start the interview! Mr. Nixon... who the hell do you think you are?"

Kenneth: "Is that a real question?... Well, I'm Kenneth fucking Nixon... Need I say more?"

Xenophobe: "Good answer. Ryan. How does it feel to know that hearing your name reminds me of Ryan Ross... of Panic! At The Disco?"

Ryan: "I thought Panic broke up."

Xenophobe: "Didn't we all. Bert, do you think the world will end soon?"

Kenneth: "Who's Bert?"

Xenophobe: "Wait. That card was for The Used. Brandon, What is it like playing for The Used?"

Brandon: "I... play for Framing Hanley."

Xenophobe: "Dammit. Wait. No."

Tyranny: "Your palms are all sweaty."

Xenophobe: "Oh well." she flips the index cards and they scatter all around the room. "I've run out of cards."

Luke: "Some of us didn't get questions."

Skellington starts sobbing.

Tyranny: "What's wrong?"

Kenneth and Paige are busy making out.

Xenophobe starts to stutter. " S-s-so I asssume- uh- that yourrrelationshipp is overr?"

Luke: "I assume this interview is over."

Tyranny: "You have a little attitude."

Luke: "Did you guys really need five people to interview us?"

Rob: "I'm just here for the supervision."

Luke: "Yeah, well, I'm sick of it!"

Rob: "You trying to fight me?!"

Luke: "Hell yeah! This is war grounds now!"

Brandon: "Calm down, guys! What is the problem, Luke? You're never this upset!"

Luke bursts into tears. "Brandon, I know you're in love with Bert!"

Brandon: "Please. Just... Please. I'm done with this."

Luke runs out of the room.

Brandon looks around and follows.

Chris: "... I shouldn't have said that thing about Brandon, huh?"

Skellington, Xenophobe, Tyranny, Rob, Karnivore and Ryan shake their heads.

Xenophobe: "I've got a good one. Kristen Stewart, Hayley Williams, Frank Iero."

Everyone: "Kill them all."