More Interviews From Hell!

Xenophobe: "Bill Kaulitz, Pete Wentz, or Kenneth Nixon?"

The three stare at Paige, waiting for an answer.

Paige: "Who is this question from?''

Skellington: "That weirdo Tiffany from Michigan."

Xenophobe: "Dude. J.C., Tania. Read this next card."

Skellington: "Whoa... creepy."

Tyranny reads it aloud. "This one's for Frank, from Tiffany. 'Frank, Mikey Way just broke into my house and murdered me.'"

Frank shakes his head. "Someone should have explained the game to him."

William: "I lost the game."

Bill: "I lost the game!"

Skellington: "WE ALL JUST LOST THE GOD DAMN GAME!"

Patrick: "God dammit!"

Karnivore: "Ryan Ross, this one's from Katie from California. Can I have a lock of your hair?"

Ryan: "Hell to the no."

Xenophobe, Skellington and Tyranny: "FAIL!"

Zygote: "William Beckett, this is from Anonymous. 'Are you gay?'"

William: "We all know the answer to that."

Gabe: "I love you, sweety." he kisses William's cheek.

William: "I love you more."

Gabe: "Nuh-uh!"

William: "Uh-huh!"

Xenophobe: "Gabe... are you really gonna get me high?"

Gabe: "Who's that question from?"

Xenophobe: "It's a personal question."

Gabe: "Tomorrow. I promise."

Pete: "I can't make any promises nowadays."

Skellington: "Pete, did your gay-ass band finally break up?"

Tyranny starts bawling. "Jake, that's mean!"

Xenophobe smacks the three of them. "You all disappoint me!" she storms out.

Zygote: "Gerard, where's Mikey?"

Gerard: "Clearly, he's in Michigan."

Bert: "You're not even reading from a card anymore!"

Zygote: "Did you really think we have fans of this show?"

Skellington: "This ain't the Ritz."

Bert turns to Gerard. "This question is from Bert in Orem, Utah. Why don't you love me?!"

Gerard: "I... um... I... uh..."

Frank: "Wanna hear about the time Mikey and I--"

Bert: "You never loved me and that's all I ever wanted!"

Gerard jumps back into the ceiling.

Bert: "NO YOU DON'T!" he also jumps into the ceiling.

Bill: "William Beckett, I'm gonna kill you."

William: "I'd like to see you try!"

Gabe: "Noooo!"

Alexes: "No one even realized we're here."

Karnivore: "How do you guys talk in unison?"

Alex G.: "How do smell like that?"

Skellington: "You don't even wanna know."

Peterick: "It comes naturally, talking in unison."

Gabilliam: "Especially when you're joined at the hip."

Ryan looks on either side of him, to realize that he has no other half. "I don't have anyone."

Bill joins Ryan. "Now we can fight Gabilliam!"

Paige and Frank fight over Kenneth.

Paige: "But Kenneth promised me I could be his other half!"

Frank: "But I'm adorable! He promised!"

Pete: "I can't make promises nowadays."

Tyranny is still bawling. "God dammit, Pete, we know!"

Skellington: "Tania. Join me."

Skellranny happens. "Alright!"

Frank: "Come on! I don't want to be stuck with Katie!"

Paige: "What about Cassadee?"

Frankenneth forms.

Paige: "Dammit!"

KarniPaige is joint.

Paige: "Great."

BertRard falls from the ceiling. "This was strictly accident."

Bert: "No it wasn't."

Cassadee: "Zephyr?"

Zygote: "Yes?"

Cassadee: "Let's do this."

ZygoDee forms.

Xenophobe runs back in, screaming. "MIKEY WAY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" she slams the door, then takes a look at her mutant friends. "What the hell..."

Frankenneth: "YOU'RE OUT-NUMBERED!"

Xenophobe shrieks as everyone goes after her.

She opens the door and Mikophobe forms.

Mikophobe: "YOU'RE ALL GOIN DOWN!"

Pete: "Swinging!"

Two hours later...

Everyone is separated.

Rob walks in. "Why is there blood everywhere?"

Xenophobe: "Because I missed you."

Rob: "Wanna go home, sweetie?"

Xenophobe: "There's something I need to tell you."

Rob: "What is it?"

Frank: "I lost the GAME!"

Kenneth: "I lost the game!"

Bert: "I lost the game!"

Pete: "I always lose the game."

Patrick / Rob: "GOD DAMMIT!"