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Out Of This World

It's one mad journey involving two bands, one amazingly famous and one only just starting, on a tour together.
During, Before and After the tour they find some llamas, steal each other's hair, catch on fire and learn to thank gravity.

Warning

Rather random and quite funny.
Do not eat of drink while reading this story as it could cause choking and/or stickiness of the keyboard.
Readers that get confused easily should not read, as you may get confused.

Enjoy!
  1. The beginning of the dream
    'The skittles are drowning, in my drink, Oh N- wait what?'
  2. Collecting skittles
    'I say we should meet with our band manager, wow that sounds cool'
  3. Adventures on the bus
    'Girls are falling from heaven now, that’s a new one'
  4. Thank you gravity
    'But instead he stole Kevin's hair and gave it to his pet llama'
  5. Simple plans with tea towels
    'They are as weird as lemons on wheels!'
  6. Chocolate sauce hair
    'I swear we are not stalking you, we wouldn’t want to!'
  7. Lazy sheep
  8. Annoying tour
    'We could see what we can find on the floor'
  9. Legs on fire
    'Randomly frazzle dazzle's hair floated past'
  10. Tight white jeans
    'My white jeans not quite tight enough for you?'
  11. Bus panic
    'We’ve only been here a month and I think there is nothing that Joe hasn’t broken'
  12. Exotic fish
    'Fish scare me, the way they just stare at you'
  13. Day trips from the mental home
    'Hey, have you ever tried to drink a whole bottle of vinegar?'
  14. Firework disaster
    'Then what's it doing out here? Cant trust you with anything'
  15. The beetle in a beetle
    'The washing machine has feelings to you know'
  16. Nick's gone straight
    'I look like a girl!'
  17. Eye drops
    'Purple, pink or red lipstick?'
  18. Broken chairs and Twilight boards
    'Why are you yelling about a point of sale thing?'
  19. Toys R Us
    'I was going to get him to sign my Ice age DVD'
  20. Interviewing Hitler
    'Oh I remember my dream from a couple of nights ago'