Tripled Manic State

The next day...

"Hi, I'm Bam Margera... in some random-ass ranch... and this is The Brand... and its gonna suck..." Bam said looking at the camera.

"You ready?" Dunn asked.

"I guess..." Bam said.

Angel and Rebel were sat on one of the wooden fences.

"Bam you sure about this love?" Angel called out to him.

"Yeah... what could go wrong?" Bam replied.

Angel bit her lip.

"Right... drop them..." Knoxville said laughing.

"Ohhh... god!!" Bam said as he dropped his trousers slightly.

Dunn was heating up a brand with a blow-torch, "You sure you want a dick on your ass?"

"No... not really..." Bam replied, "Isn't that hot enough yet!?"

"No... gimme 10 more seconds." Dunn said

"Urgh... you said 10 seconds like 20 seconds ago!" Bam yelled.

"Right fine!!" Dunn said as he came at Bam with the brand, "hold still you don't want this going everywhere."

Knoxville wiped the area where the brand was going to be.

"Okay... ready!?" Dunn asked.

"For fuck sake yes!!!" Bam yelled.

Dunn jabbed him with the brand.

"Owww... fuck... press it hard you idiot!!" Bam said moving slightly.

"Hold still... you're gonna have these everywhere!" Dunn replied.

"Fuck that's enough!!!" Bam yelled as he ran over to a water bucket and stuck his ass in it, "Urgh... that hurts like sooo fucking bad!!"

The next day...

"Hi... we're here at Ape and Phil's house... and I'm gonna present them with the branded dick on my butt... let me rephrase that... dicks!!"

Dunn and Bam walked into the house.

"Dunn gave me a present..." Bam said to Ape as he walked into the front room.

"What?" Ape asked looking slightly nervous.

"It still hurts..." Bam said as he pulled his trousers down a little.

"Ohhh my god... what is that!?" Ape screamed, "Is that a tattoo?"

"No its a brand..." Bam replied.

"A what?" Ape asked.

"A brand... you know... a hot iron for cows.

"It looks infected... god... that doesn't look good... and you had the cutest butt ever and now you've ruined it!!!" Ape screamed.

"No I didn't blame dick farm Dunn here." Bam said.

"Dunn why would you do that..." Ape asked.

"I dunno... 'cuz it was funny..." Dunn replied.

"You're gonna have that for life... you're gonna have that for life!" Ape yelled.

"No shit..." Bam replied.

"You could have made it bigger... that puny thing is pathetic..." Phil said into the camera.