Tripled Manic State

"Urgh... stupid man-hole..." Chris muttered as he adjusted his red spandex suit.

"Yo... camera guy to Chris... come in Chris..."

"Ehhh... what the fuck... ohhh walkie-talkie..." Chris muttered, as he rummaged around in his back-pack for it, "Hey... Chris here... ready to film?"

"Affirmative Chris..."

Everyone was totally oblivious to what was going on... they were just carrying on with their normal lives... going to work, shopping, walking the dog... etc

Suddenly there was a large explosion from the man-hole and Chris was sent flying out of it (he was dressed as the devil and had a sign saying "Keep God Out of California".) He landed on the pavement head first.

Everyone around him stopped and stared with a shocked expression on their faces.

Chris picked himself up, "Its okay... my head stopped my body from getting very hurt there..." he brushed off his spandex suit and started walking, "Keep God out of California!!"

The camera guy was sat on the bench near the man-hole laughing his ass off.

Chris just carried on walking, "Tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this!"