Bob the Penguin

Once upon a time there was a penguin named Bob. He had a boring life. This is how his life goes. He liked to write stories. Bob lived in a car.
One day the police started chasing him. Bob pulled into an abandoned parking lot. The police walked over and instructed Bob to get out of the car. Bob got out and the police apologized. They had the wrong penguin. And so Bob’s life went on as it normally would.