Status: Hiatus
69 Things I Shall Not Do at Hogwarts
Sitting in their common room one day, Abbigail Haywood and her two best friends Fred and George Weasley get bored and decide to make a list. But of what? Things they shall NOT do at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. How long can they keep checking things off the list without getting into too much trouble?
Spin-off series from:
Babbling, Bumbling Band of Baboons
Time is Galleons
If it has a — at the end of the title, the rest of the title will be the fist thing in the chapter before it starts.
Spin-off series from:
Babbling, Bumbling Band of Baboons
Time is Galleons
If it has a — at the end of the title, the rest of the title will be the fist thing in the chapter before it starts.
- I shall not announce, “Remember, save a broomstick, ride a wizard!” at the end of a Quidditch Match.
- I shall not ask if the Easter Bunny is Jesus’ Animagus form.
- I shall not yell “IT DOES DEATH” if asked in class what Avada Kadavra does—
- I shall not tell Crabbe and Goyle their village called and they want their idiots back.
- I shall not say “You might be a pureblood if...” jokes, they will get me into trouble—
- I shall not bring a Magic Eight Ball to to Divination class.
- I shall not ask Sir Cadogan if he is one of the Knights Who Say Ni.
- I shall not scare the first years by screaming “I’m melting, I’m meeeeeltiiing” while they are—
- I shall not imitate Steve Irwin while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best—
- I shall not say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me Lucky Charms."
- I shall not call Snape “Sev”, “Snapey poo”, or “Debbie”, he does not respond favourably to them.
- I shall not say, “Beaters do it with Wood.” It is not funny, even if the only ones not laughing—