all time low my arse !

' hmm , such a nice dream ' i thought .
" wake your skinny ass up Melissa ! " called my bestie Sammy . well lets get on with it .
Hiee , my name's Melissa and this is my All Time Low story . (:

" hold your fucking horses skank ! " i yelled back . ' gawd damn that girl . -.- '
i went into the shower , and did all my jizz . i was straightening my hair , when i heard a fucking scream .
" wtf ? Sammy ? what did you do ! " i shouted .
i ran down the stairs , full speed . " Sammy ! "
" omg Melissa ! " sammy yelled . " who , what , where , when , why ? " i said .
" all time low ! they're gonna be here , tomorrow . concert ! " sammy screamed at me .
" pssht all time low my arse " i grinned . " i'm not kidding , yo i'm gonna fucking jizz my pants yeo ! " laughed sammy .

" to the labtop ! " i do a superman pose . " you look gay Melissa . " sammy stated .
" gay but awesome bitch ! " i yelled . " suree . " sammy said . " pssht , i know your being sarcastic . ;P " i said .
i ran to the labtop , then turned it on . ' waiting , waiting , damn this thing takes long to load .
ooh yeaa , ticket master ! ;D '

" Sammy i got it , get yo arse over here ! " sammy skips over but trips on the rug . i laughed my guts out . " your such a skankatron " said Sammy .
" lols , come here lovee . " i said . " omgsh ! ooh fuck , you already bought the tickets " she said . " fuck yea i did ! " i said . " ooh yeaaah front row baby ! " i screamed . " how'd you get front row ? " sammy curiously said . " cus i'm nice like that (: " i said .
all time low here i come ! ;D