Have Kids, Then We'll Talk

I hate doctors. I hate doctors and hospitals and medication. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! What I hate most is when my parents actually decide to listen to the damn doctors and take away my energy drinks! All because I’m too hyper, which am I so not… ok maybe a little but that’s beyond the point. Taking away my Full Throttle is wrong, very wrong, and now I’m curled up in a ball on my bedroom floor trying not to freak out. That’s like telling me not to breath! Also, I think they’re doubling my meds – these doctors are starting to piss me off. I honestly think they are trying to kill me and my dad, for some odd reason, agrees with them. I mean – he used to break toes while performing on stage! So what if I broke a vase or two, it’s not like anyone was using them!

My mother, of course, always did what the doctor ordered and went through my bedroom to take out my special stash of Full Throttle - I don’t know how long they’re going to keep my special drink away from me but I’m not going to sit back and not drink any of it. No way dude.

Then Aiden sent me a text message, my savior!

In exchange for him to stay the night and some booze all he had to bring was some Full Throttle – and those doctors thought they could keep me away, ha! Away my ass! Do they not know who I am? That’s right! Daniel Frank Iero bitches, guitarist supreme and lady extrodinare! Speaking of ladies…

My phone buzzed annoyingly and I grabbed it quickly, flicking it open and revealing a text message from Miss Cassie Lee, also known as my current crush but don’t tell her that it might chase her away. I think it was her face or her hair… ok I’m lying it was her boobs that got me. I shouldn’t be staring at her chest but I can’t help it! She’s got a really nice rack. I looked over her text message and read that my best friend is a douche bag and he needs to die a slow, painful death.

I twitched then replied to her, saying I would to talk to him when he gets over here and all that other lovely crap. I twitched again as I shut my phone and dropped it on the bed, looking around for something to do. Wait, why the hell am I twitching? This is new, that and the butterfly thing I learned. No wonder there are so many hurricanes in Florida, Aiden killed like three butterflies when we were kids. So he’s responsible for all those horrible storms! Well, that’s not surprise…

I was twitching once more when my cell-phone rang and I answered it, without bothering to check who it was. “Hello?” I said, twitching and waited for whoever called me to talk.

“Dan!” Madie squeaked, her cute little self just oozing through the phone. Oh yes, Madie was one cute ass girl – but we were too good of friends to bang one another.

“Madie!” I replied with a twitch. “How’s my favorite little monkey?”

“I am not a monkey!”

“You so are, you climb like one!”

“Hmmph. I’m fine, bored as hell dad won’t let me out. Want to come sneak me out?”

“Can’t dude, waiting for Aiden to come over. If you called earlier I could have,” I said as I twitched some more, I bet it’s because of the lack of Full Throttle, and frowned slightly as I heard Madie groan. “Oh come on now, call up Jared I bet he can sneak you out or Charlie, I heard she had some Jack Daniels.”

“Can’t you tell Aiden to go somewhere else?”

“Nope, sorry he’s already on his way. Besides his beast of a mother was let loose, so yeah.” I said with yet another twitch. Damn doctors…

“Shit, ok then. Don’t get raped,” Madie giggled and that made me giggle cause her giggles are so damn cute.

“I won’t! Bye bye!”

I hung up the phone, giggling at how cute Madie was – no she was not some wild ass scene whore… ok maybe a wild ass and scene but not a whore. Plus I’ve known Madie as long as I known the Way brothers… so I know her better than everyone else thinks they do, so haha! I win and you lose! Did the doorbell just ring?

Yes it did! Aiden was here with my drink!

I ran out of my room and down the stairs of the condo we lived in, running to the door and swinging it open to see Mr. Aiden Way right I front of me, a case of Full Throttle hidden under his jacket and I grabbed him by the arm to drag him inside the house. “Dad! Aiden is spending the night!” I stated as I shut the door, dragging Aiden up the stairs and into my room.

I shut the door, locking it and grabbed the nice eight pack of energy drinks. “Yes! You rule dude!”

“Tell me something I don’t know, booze?” Aiden asked, pulling off his jacket and I gleefully bounced to the mini fridge in my room, opening it and pulling the lovely bottle of Vodka out of it. “Nice.”

“Enjoy,” I said as I sat on my bed, ripping the box of drinks open and pulled a can out. I twitched again, clutching the precious can in my hand and looked over at Aiden who had his head tilted to the side and the bottle of Vodka hanging from his fingertips. “What?”

“Did you just twitch?”

“Maybe,” and right when I finished saying that I twitched again. “I’m suffering caffeine withdrawal.”

“And it cause you to twitch… do your parents know about this?” Aiden asked as he popped the Vodka open and took a large swing from the bottle, joining me on my bed.

“I just started twitching after you called me,” I replied as I twitched again, opening the can and taking large gulps from the drink. Oh sweet, sweet baby Jesus. There is a god, and he loves me so dearly for blessing me with a best friend who got me this lovely eight pack of Full Throttle. “Hmm.”

“Calm down there buddy, you’ll be bouncing off the walls if you suck too much down,” Aiden stated as he patted my shoulder and took another swing from the bottle of Vodka in his hands. “So no energy drinks eh?”

“Banned from the house, and I’m allowed very limited amounts of coffee and soda now. They’re having a count of how many cans of soda we have in the fridge now!” I squeaked, shaking a little as I took another gulp from my drink. “It’s not fair, and they are doubling on my meds.”

Aiden sucked in air, his face contorting into pain and he patted my shoulder again. “It’s ok Danny boy-”

“UGH! YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT!”

“But… you’re my Danny Boy!” Aiden giggled and I just glared at him, sucking down some more Full Throttle until there was no more.

I stuffed the can back into the pack, hiding it under my bed and saving the rest for later. Aiden threw his arms around me, pulling me back onto the bed. A little bit of Vodka spilled out onto my shirt and I twitched once more, my head lying against Aiden’s chest and his arm laid carelessly on my chest.

“I’ll keep sneaking you some Full Throttle and I’ll get Charlie to sneak you some too,” Aiden said as he took another sip from the bottle and I giggled.

“Really?”

“Really Danny Boy.”

Twitch.

“Thank you.”

“Anything for my best friend.” Aiden said as he moved a little to smack a kiss on my cheek and I shifted a little so that I could cuddle with Aiden. Yes! I cuddle with Aiden and don’t give a damn about it! I was comfortable enough with him to do it and so was he. So it didn’t matter.

Besides it was always between us and no one knew about it, it was a Dan/Aiden thing. That’s what made it so special! I snuggled my face into Aiden’s chest, sniffing in his cologne and grinned to myself – in a way I always found this meant to happen. Cause his dad and my dad did numerous sexual things to one another on stage.

We were like, what their fans called the, a Frerard… but called Daiden instead. Oh yes I gave us name!

Maybe I’m getting a little too comfortable with this…