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I Hate Twilight

I Hate Twilight

I heard Edward shout my name in panic and pain. It was just too funny seeing the roof continued but it was a bit lower. I burst out laughing rolling around on the floor or was it roof?
Edward moved forward and saw me, he looked and angry yet relieved. He jumped down next to me.
“WHY DID YOU DO THAT” he yelled at me, my laughing stopped and a serious look came to my face

“Because it was funny” I said trying my hardest not to smile even through I could feel the corners of my lips twitch.
He grabbed my waist pulling me to his body
“Hey let me go”
“No, you scared me then” he said muzzling his face into my hair, sniffing it.
“Hey, stop that. You fucking weirdo stalker” I yelled at him trying to wiggle my way out of his arms but miserly failing as his grip got tighter
“GET OFF ME SPARKLE BUTT”

Now I can tell you. That is the way to get Edward Cullen to let go of you.
He looked at me shocked and a little scared, smirking I dusted myself off, climbed up to the top roof and walked back into the school leaving Edward to stare at my disappearing form.

I walked into my next lesson and sat down next to the window. I got out my sketchbook and started to draw a withering rose. I heard the chair next to me screech on the tiled floor, I looked over then groaned annoyed.
Getting pissed off about the fact that everywhere I fucking turn, I spot the fucking sparkling she man. I growled in frustration and turned back to my drawing
“Hey Abby, I’m sorry about earlier” Edward apologised and I just grunted in reply
When the bell rang for lunch I was so happy. I bounced out of my seat which once AGAIN next to the glitter fairy.

Entering the canteen everything stopped and eyes darted to me. Grumbling under my breath I walked to the lunch line, the chose was between the mystery meat or the soup of the day that just looked like fucking snot and carrots.
The person in front of me got the soup, the ‘soup’ stuck to the fucking spoon she had to use a fucking knife to help get in her bowl, so I chose the mystery meat not that, that looked any better.

I got waved over by who I remembered to be Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Eric and someone I didn’t know. Rolling my eyes I sat next to them ignoring Edward trying to flag me down what did I look it a fucking dog?
I sat down next to mike. Who looked like he had hit the jackpot!

“Hi. I’m Jessica. That’s Mike, Tyler, Eric, Lauran and Carmen”
I rolled my eyes at them already knowing there names accept Carmen
“You do know that Edward Cullen the hottest boy in school is trying to get your attention right?”
“Yes and I don’t like him” I said back looking Jessica in the eyes. I looked at my ‘lunch’ in disgust and started to poke it with my fork

I leaned closer to the ‘food’ glaring at it
“Hum Abby are you ok?” mike asked
“I swear it just moved” I said stabbing it with my fork
I squealed and clung to mike. Who was ready to die of happiness!

“What’s wrong?” Carmen asked in a worried voice and I heard Edward hiss at mike
“I fucking swear that, that thing growled at me when I stabbed with my fork” I said pointing at my ‘food’ dramatically as they all looked at me weirdly

“Listen” I said to them but the canteen was too noisy. So I stood on my chair
“WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP!” the whole canteen got quiet
“Thank you, now listen” I started to stab my ‘food’ again and the same growling noise came from it with an air bubble. We all freaked out and ran from the canteen.