Save the Seals

Stop

Today, I was walking with a family of seals when, bang. I looked up at a person holding a gun. I walked over to him angrily and calmly said, “Sir, please don’t shoot the seals.”

He said, “That’s what everyone says, but why shouldn’t I?”

“First, this species of seals is endangered. Second, It’s illegal. And third, their so cute and friendly,” I replied. “Have you ever actually killed any?”

“No, I’ve thought about it but never really have, that shot was into the sky to see if anyone else was around,” he answered.

“Would you like to help me save the seals?” I asked him.

He stared at me for a moment and finally replied, “Yes, I would love to help you save the seals.”