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Status: Cute and cliched.

Before the Summer's Out...

Benj is looking for a friend and if you're reading this story, that's you! Benj will tell you in great detail about his love for Heather. She is a goddess: beautiful, smart, generous, graceful... well he'll tell you.

Benj's best friend, Enid, doesn't really understand Benj's obsession with Heather, since he and Heather have only had twelve conversations.

But Benj is determined to have that ultimate high school romance. No matter what...
  1. Chapter 1: Ode to Heather
    We meet Benj and he talks almost exclusively about his love for the popular girl Heather
  2. Chapter 2: Analyze the Totally Sexually Suggestive Language
    Benj works at Dairy Queen. Enid works on her laptop near by. Heather comes in, causing quite a stir
  3. Chapter 3: The Fallout at Nick's Party
    Benj and Enid go to a party so that Benj can keep progressing things with Heather. Things, more or less, go awry :)
  4. Chapter 4: Field trip to the Lake
    Benj and Enid go to the lake. Benj spots the Goddess and makes Progress
  5. Chapter 5: Not a Baby Duck Anymore
    Benj goes over to Enid's house for dinner. Enid is having a minor artistic crisis
  6. Chapter 6: Hot, Bored, and Horny
    Benj is suffering through a particularly hot day feeling very horny. Then he runs into Heather at the mall...
  7. Chapter 7: Plutonic
    Benj is shocked by an assumption Heather makes
  8. Chapter 8: Tempest Eyes
    Enid joins Benj and Heather's Orange Julius excursion. Benj is either having a retardedly horny day, or something else is going on...
  9. Chapter 9: Am I On Cocaine?
    Benj goes over to Enid's house to watch a dinner and starts to feel like he's going crazy.
  10. Chapter 10: Drunken Heart Attack
    Benj is 3.5 drunk and proves it to Enid
  11. Chapter 11: The Reaction
    Benj finishes kissing Enid and has to deal with her reaction...
  12. Chapter 12: Hungover and Repentant
    Benj deals with his hangover and feels terrible about last night's indiscretion with Enid
  13. Chapter 13: Things That Are Pink: Bikinis and Coolers
    Benj goes to Heather's hot tub party and is confronted an unwelcome turn of events.
  14. Chapter 14: Get Good Good
    The night progresses and Benj deals with a very drunk Heather, while still keeping an eye on Enid.
  15. Chapter 15: When It Comes Right Down To It
    This is it, Benj. You have to figure it out: Heather or Enid?
  16. Chapter 16: Tripped Off into the Sunset
  17. Epilogue