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Russian Roulette
To The Post Office!
"Open the other window!"
"Why?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Just do it!" Shaking my head, I rolled down the window. Hopping off the hood, she got a running start and shot herself in through the window. "Drive, woman, drive!!"
I sped off quickly, letting the truck slide sideways in the snow before straightening out and flying down the road. "I don’t believe this. This is so fucking exciting!!" I screamed, gripping the wheel tightly.
"I can't believe you won't let me buck-LE!" She screamed as she flew into the small space between the seat and the glove box.
"You told me to drive! I drove!" I laughed, slowing down a little.
"I'M THE DRIVER I DRIVE!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, staying in that small space.
"...Actually, I'm the driver... and I drive..." I pointed out slowly.
"I drive." She pretended to grab the steering wheel, 'steering' us as I drove.
"Oh yes. You're so good at driving," I laughed.
"Hey, I haven't crashed us yet. Hurry up and get us to the post office, woman! The sooner we mail it, the sooner we know!"
"...Everyone finds out at the same time!"
"...I want a phone call from my man!" She laughed.
"Okay...! Well, you need to wait like the rest of us, Ashley!"
"I can't wait, I be driving." She nodded to prove her point.
"Yeah, you be driving all right." I rolled my eyes as I parked at the post office.
"I'm funny and you know it." I got out as she spoke, shaking my head. Just as I was about to walk inside, however, there was a banging from inside my truck. Curious, I opened the door. "I'm stuck..." She pouted.
"...You fat ass is stuck?!" I laughed.
"Hey, at least I got some booty!" She laughed.
"Yeah and the tits to go with it, titzilla. Now let's go! These need to go out right now!"
"I need some balance. Come on! Help me OUT!" She whined.
"...You got in there, you can get out!"
"I really can't! Help me!!"
Rolling my eyes, I tugged on her legs. She, with much difficulty, got out and stretched. I quickly ran inside, with her close behind.
"Mine first, mine first!!!" I shoved it into the box before she could, laughing victoriously.
"Get out of MY WAY!" She practically shoved me out of the way, shoving hers in next.
"Why?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Just do it!" Shaking my head, I rolled down the window. Hopping off the hood, she got a running start and shot herself in through the window. "Drive, woman, drive!!"
I sped off quickly, letting the truck slide sideways in the snow before straightening out and flying down the road. "I don’t believe this. This is so fucking exciting!!" I screamed, gripping the wheel tightly.
"I can't believe you won't let me buck-LE!" She screamed as she flew into the small space between the seat and the glove box.
"You told me to drive! I drove!" I laughed, slowing down a little.
"I'M THE DRIVER I DRIVE!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, staying in that small space.
"...Actually, I'm the driver... and I drive..." I pointed out slowly.
"I drive." She pretended to grab the steering wheel, 'steering' us as I drove.
"Oh yes. You're so good at driving," I laughed.
"Hey, I haven't crashed us yet. Hurry up and get us to the post office, woman! The sooner we mail it, the sooner we know!"
"...Everyone finds out at the same time!"
"...I want a phone call from my man!" She laughed.
"Okay...! Well, you need to wait like the rest of us, Ashley!"
"I can't wait, I be driving." She nodded to prove her point.
"Yeah, you be driving all right." I rolled my eyes as I parked at the post office.
"I'm funny and you know it." I got out as she spoke, shaking my head. Just as I was about to walk inside, however, there was a banging from inside my truck. Curious, I opened the door. "I'm stuck..." She pouted.
"...You fat ass is stuck?!" I laughed.
"Hey, at least I got some booty!" She laughed.
"Yeah and the tits to go with it, titzilla. Now let's go! These need to go out right now!"
"I need some balance. Come on! Help me OUT!" She whined.
"...You got in there, you can get out!"
"I really can't! Help me!!"
Rolling my eyes, I tugged on her legs. She, with much difficulty, got out and stretched. I quickly ran inside, with her close behind.
"Mine first, mine first!!!" I shoved it into the box before she could, laughing victoriously.
"Get out of MY WAY!" She practically shoved me out of the way, shoving hers in next.
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haha random, alot.random is present in most of these stories XD more to come.
comment though...please?