One New Message
Chapter One
Message 1: 1/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 10:45 am:
"Frank.
You've left some stuff at my apartment."
Message 2: 1/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 1:27 pm:
"Well I'll come and get it when I can.
Unless it offends you to have my stuff around, in which case I'll come tonight."
Message 3: 1/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 3:59 pm:
"Do whatever you want. I don't particularly care.
I should be around about eight o'clock."
Message 4: 1/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 4:15 pm:
"Right. Whatever. Can you stop bothering me at work?
See you at eight."
Message 5: 3/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 9:56 am:
"Gerard.
I think there's still some stuff of mine at yours.
I can't find my Black Flag shirt or my jeans with the Misfits patch. And I can't find a couple of books.
Can you have a look for them please?
Bye."
Message 6: 4/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 7:30 pm:
"Frank.
I've had a look around and I found your shirt. I can't find anything else. Perhaps you're just so disorganised that you put them down and forgot where you put them?
If you really must, you can come and have a look around. At the same time you can bring my hat back!
Bye."
Message 7: 4/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 5:17 pm:
"Whatever you want.
I'll bring it back and come get my stuff on Friday night."
Message 8: 8/12/09
You have two new messages.
Message one. Left today at 10:15 am:
“Gerard. Yeah I came by last night to bring your hat back and to have a look for my stuff but you weren’t there so I thought maybe I’d come by today at about three to look for my stuff instead. Let me know.”
End of message.
Message two. Left today at 12:48 pm:
“It’s me again. Can we make it five instead? I have to do something. Give me a call!
Don’t worry, I’ll bring your hat. I’ll remember because I’m reliable!”
Message 9: 8/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 1:35 pm:
“Yeah, sorry I wasn’t in last night! I had a hot date. Didn’t get back until late! My bad.
Yeah come over if you must. And I’ll hold you to the hat thing!”
Message 10: 8/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 2:00 pm:
"Your sex life doesn't interest me at all."
Message 11: 8/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 4:48 pm:
"Yet you feel the need to tell me my sex life doesn't interest you?"
Message 12: 9/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 7:18 pm:
"Yes, Gerard.
To tell you that you and your sex life are of no interest to me. Is that really so hard for you to understand?
I don't care who you shack up with any more. And it's not my place to care.
And I'm sorry I forgot to bring your hat."
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 10:45 am:
"Frank.
You've left some stuff at my apartment."
Message 2: 1/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 1:27 pm:
"Well I'll come and get it when I can.
Unless it offends you to have my stuff around, in which case I'll come tonight."
Message 3: 1/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 3:59 pm:
"Do whatever you want. I don't particularly care.
I should be around about eight o'clock."
Message 4: 1/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 4:15 pm:
"Right. Whatever. Can you stop bothering me at work?
See you at eight."
Message 5: 3/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 9:56 am:
"Gerard.
I think there's still some stuff of mine at yours.
I can't find my Black Flag shirt or my jeans with the Misfits patch. And I can't find a couple of books.
Can you have a look for them please?
Bye."
Message 6: 4/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 7:30 pm:
"Frank.
I've had a look around and I found your shirt. I can't find anything else. Perhaps you're just so disorganised that you put them down and forgot where you put them?
If you really must, you can come and have a look around. At the same time you can bring my hat back!
Bye."
Message 7: 4/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 5:17 pm:
"Whatever you want.
I'll bring it back and come get my stuff on Friday night."
Message 8: 8/12/09
You have two new messages.
Message one. Left today at 10:15 am:
“Gerard. Yeah I came by last night to bring your hat back and to have a look for my stuff but you weren’t there so I thought maybe I’d come by today at about three to look for my stuff instead. Let me know.”
End of message.
Message two. Left today at 12:48 pm:
“It’s me again. Can we make it five instead? I have to do something. Give me a call!
Don’t worry, I’ll bring your hat. I’ll remember because I’m reliable!”
Message 9: 8/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 1:35 pm:
“Yeah, sorry I wasn’t in last night! I had a hot date. Didn’t get back until late! My bad.
Yeah come over if you must. And I’ll hold you to the hat thing!”
Message 10: 8/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 2:00 pm:
"Your sex life doesn't interest me at all."
Message 11: 8/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 4:48 pm:
"Yet you feel the need to tell me my sex life doesn't interest you?"
Message 12: 9/12/09
You have one new message.
Message one. Left today at 7:18 pm:
"Yes, Gerard.
To tell you that you and your sex life are of no interest to me. Is that really so hard for you to understand?
I don't care who you shack up with any more. And it's not my place to care.
And I'm sorry I forgot to bring your hat."
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Part one of two! Likey?