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When I Turned the Television On

That Girl Named Alice.

When I Turned The Television On.

| Seth Paver |

"Alice Evashkov Midorikawa."
"Was born on September 19, 1993."
"Hometown: Fukagawa, Japan."
"Was raised here in Wollerau, Switzerland."
"Blood type: AB."
"Father is half Japanese and half German. Lucas Wassmer Midorikawa."
"Current occupations, writer and poet. His wonderful works are known around the world, but he remains hidden to the world. No one knows how he looks like."
"Mother is half Swiss, half Russian. Michelle Anne Evashkov Midorikawa. Maiden name is Michelle Anne Evashkov."
"Current occupations, songwriter and pianist. Her wise use of words and beautiful hands were dedicated for writing lyrics and playing the piano."
"Alice lives with her parents. She is the only child in the family."
"Wait. How old are her parents?" interrupted Seth.
"I'm afraid that the information you're asking for is confidential, sir."
"Oh... okay."
"Shall I continue, Sir Seth?"
"Go ahead, Van Allen."
"Her grandmother passed away last year on the month of October. Her name was Lolita Evashkov. She died due to heart attack. Her tragic death brought depression within Alice's heart."
"Was she that close to her grandma?"
"Yes, sir."
"That's sad."
"Mm."
"Is that all?"
"Uh... the other information is highly confidential already, Sir Seth."
"Really?"
"Yes, sir."
"Like what?"
"Sir Seth, I really can't tell you--"
"Van Allen. Follow my instruction."
"It would be really embarrassing, Sir Seth--"
"Just. Go."
"Do you really wanna know, sir?"
"Why do you think I made you research about her?"
"Umm..."
"Nathaniel Sebastian Van Allen."
"Y-Yes, Sir Seth?"
"Will you please just tell me the confidential info you're keeping from me."
"But uh... oh alright sir. But please... don't tell this to Alice."
"Sure. What is it?"
"...her breast size."
"...I wanna know."
"An A cup."

I stare at Nathaniel as if he was a deformed chicken.

"Seriously?"
"Y-Yes, Sir Seth..."
"You're kidding."
"No, Sir Seth..."

I burst out with laughter.

"Is Alice really that flat-chested?!"
"..."

Alice Midorikawa.
Brunette, light green eyes.
Straightforward personality and can be really mean at times.
Wears a serious expression on her face.
Has a nice figure and way of speaking.
Is a very smart and hardworking 17-year old girl.
Is flat-chested.

I continue to laugh hysterically.