Badass

Bob Bryar is a badass.
Bob Bryar is drives a badass motorcycle on the badass streets of the badass parts of Chicago.
Bob Bryar has all the badass babes creaming over his badass blonde head.
Bob Bryar drinks only badass hard liquor, the amber kind in badass glass bottles.
Bob Bryar is going to have a badass birthday thanks to the soft hands and big cock of the not-so-badass Gerard Way.
Oh. Did I mention Bob Bryar is a badass latent homosexual?

Exactly one month late. I'm so sorry, Bob. Happy fucking belated birthday, bro.
I love you.

2900+ words. Featuring all of My Chemical Romance. Rated R for a reason.
  1. thin, sickly pale legs
    that ended in cowboy boots.