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I Am the Mess You Chose
chapter 31
Lexie's POV
"How about we do spring colors and the bridesmaids dresses can be a lilac color?"Mom said.
I nodded. I really didn't care about what the wedding looked like I just cared about marrying Brian.
"Ma when can we go shopping for the dress?"I asked. She turned around with a glint in her eyes.
"As soon as Brian gets here."She replied. I prayed that Bri would hurry I can't stand her asking me if I like this color, if I want this person there, if I want a giant cake...blah blah blah.
There was a knock on the door and Brian walked in. I ran out the door pulling him with me.
"What's the rush?"He asked.
"Mom shopping dress waited for you."I rambled. He stood there for a moment before understanding what I said.
"Okay so is she coming out?"I shook my head.
"The shops would be closed by now it's like 7,we might go in the morning."I told him.
We got in the car and I buckled my seatbelt. I grabbed out my mixed cd and put it in.
I turned up the music and Mother Lover started playing.
"Oh dang
What is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?"
Brian stared at me funny but continued listening to the song.
"My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left
cold
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray
word
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up!
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Slow up!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo!
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs.
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean!"
Brian now had his face screwed up. He looked at me like I was the weirdest thing to walk the face of this Earth. I just giggled like mad.
'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each others mothers
Fuck each others moms!
push in that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that shit is crazy!
fuck each others moms!
'cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
if doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
I'm lyin' in the cut waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
they will be so surprised
we are so cool and thoughtful
can't wait to pork your mom
I'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
show'd up!
my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
straight up!
give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
this is the perfect plan
for a perfect mother's day
they'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each others mothers
Fuck each others moms!
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
fuck each others moms!
break it down...
it would be my honor to be your new step-father
it would be my honor to be your new step-father
and while you're in my mother, make me another brother
yeah, while i'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber
Oh!
'cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
if doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
they blessed us both with the gift of life
she brought you in this world so I'ma sex her right
this is the second best idea that we've ever had
the choice can be no other
be my mother lover
Happy Mother's Day "
"You are fucked up."Bri said.
"You love it...I'm gonna laugh when this song gets stuck in your head and you start singing it and listening to it non stop!"I argued.
We pulled up to the house and I got out first. Brian walked to the door and unlocked it for me. I shoved him and walked in. I felt him grab me from behind and sling me towards to couch playfully.
"Rawr I am the Sexinesaur!"He growled. I giggled.
"More like the Moronasaurus!"He got off of me and pouted like a small child.
"You aren't nice no more sexy lexie."He cried.
"I love you Brian."I said. I kissed him on the lips then said."Even if you are a Moronasaurus."
I got up and left him on the couch pouting.
"How about we do spring colors and the bridesmaids dresses can be a lilac color?"Mom said.
I nodded. I really didn't care about what the wedding looked like I just cared about marrying Brian.
"Ma when can we go shopping for the dress?"I asked. She turned around with a glint in her eyes.
"As soon as Brian gets here."She replied. I prayed that Bri would hurry I can't stand her asking me if I like this color, if I want this person there, if I want a giant cake...blah blah blah.
There was a knock on the door and Brian walked in. I ran out the door pulling him with me.
"What's the rush?"He asked.
"Mom shopping dress waited for you."I rambled. He stood there for a moment before understanding what I said.
"Okay so is she coming out?"I shook my head.
"The shops would be closed by now it's like 7,we might go in the morning."I told him.
We got in the car and I buckled my seatbelt. I grabbed out my mixed cd and put it in.
I turned up the music and Mother Lover started playing.
"Oh dang
What is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?"
Brian stared at me funny but continued listening to the song.
"My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left
cold
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray
word
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up!
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Slow up!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo!
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs.
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean!"
Brian now had his face screwed up. He looked at me like I was the weirdest thing to walk the face of this Earth. I just giggled like mad.
'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each others mothers
Fuck each others moms!
push in that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that shit is crazy!
fuck each others moms!
'cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
if doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
I'm lyin' in the cut waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
they will be so surprised
we are so cool and thoughtful
can't wait to pork your mom
I'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
show'd up!
my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
straight up!
give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
this is the perfect plan
for a perfect mother's day
they'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each others mothers
Fuck each others moms!
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
fuck each others moms!
break it down...
it would be my honor to be your new step-father
it would be my honor to be your new step-father
and while you're in my mother, make me another brother
yeah, while i'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber
Oh!
'cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
if doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
they blessed us both with the gift of life
she brought you in this world so I'ma sex her right
this is the second best idea that we've ever had
the choice can be no other
be my mother lover
Happy Mother's Day "
"You are fucked up."Bri said.
"You love it...I'm gonna laugh when this song gets stuck in your head and you start singing it and listening to it non stop!"I argued.
We pulled up to the house and I got out first. Brian walked to the door and unlocked it for me. I shoved him and walked in. I felt him grab me from behind and sling me towards to couch playfully.
"Rawr I am the Sexinesaur!"He growled. I giggled.
"More like the Moronasaurus!"He got off of me and pouted like a small child.
"You aren't nice no more sexy lexie."He cried.
"I love you Brian."I said. I kissed him on the lips then said."Even if you are a Moronasaurus."
I got up and left him on the couch pouting.
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Song:Mother Lover by SNLI love this song it's so funny especially walking around blasting this song and everybody stares at you weird since you're dressed in black with dark make up with a girl beside you and your arms are linked together and you're skipping around....psh not like I did that tho..okay that's what I did but it was very fun.