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See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
Bottoms Up
I walked across M.Shadows lawn and into mine. I got inside and saw Andy sitting on the couch.
"Andy, we live next to M. fucking Shadows!"
"What?"
"That guy was visiting his brother who is Zacky Vengeance, who was over at M.Shadows' house!"
"Calm down. They're people, baby."
"Oh, that's right. You know how to deal with famous people. I don't."
"You better get used to it."
"Why?"
The door bell rang not a second later and Andy got up.
"Andy." I said suspiciously.
He smirked and opened the door. Four people ran in and screamed "Suprise!"
I immeadiatly recongized them. Sandra, Ashley, Jinxx, and Jake.
"Hi." I said awkwardly.
"You're Delilah?" Jinxx asked.
"Please, call me Lilah."
"I'm Ji-"
"I know who you are. You're Jinxx, you're Sandra, you're Ashley, and you're Jake." I pointed to each one.
"Is it Mattie?" Rae yelled running down the stairs.
"No sweetie."
She stopped walking when she saw the rest of BVB standing there.
"Fuck me sideways with a spoon!" She yelled.
"Raevyn Alexandria! Don't use that word!"
"It's BVB mommy!"
"I know it's BVB."
"Hey kid. I'm Uncle Jinxx."
"Hey Uncle Jinxx. I'm Rae."
He bent down to pat her head but she wrapped her arms around his neck.
She took to the rest of the band quickly.
"Uncle Jakey?"
"What Rae?"
"Guess what."
"What?"
"You're very pretty." She giggled.
"What?" He laughed.
"You're pretty."
"No sweetie. Girls are pretty. Guys are handsome."
"Whatever you say Uncle Jake. You're still pretty."
He shook his head and sighed.
"Andy, your kid thinks I'm pretty." Jake said flatly.
"Oh but Jakey! You're so pretty! I just wanna take you upstairs and do things!" Andy said in a girl voice.
"Ha ha. Very funny douche bag."
"Hey! No words around Rae."
"Says the singer of a rock band." Jake scoffed.
I laid back on the couch and put my feet in Jinxx's lap. I closed my eyes and thought about stuff.
"Holy hell! Somebody's birthday is in sixteen days!"
"Who's?"
I pointed to Rae who was messing with Jake's hair.
"Well then we have to plan a party."
"My party?" Rae asked.
"Yep!"
"I want daddy's band and Avenged Sevenfold to play at my party!"
"Rae honey, I don't think Avenged Sevenfold will play at you're party."
"What? Why not?"
"You're friends from day care don't like those bands."
"They do too! Kareb's parent's are fans of both bands!"
"Sure, Rae!"
"Hmph. You can come to day care with me tomorrow and I'll show you." She said stomping up to her room.
She slammed the door and Jake shook his head.
"Andy, we live next to M. fucking Shadows!"
"What?"
"That guy was visiting his brother who is Zacky Vengeance, who was over at M.Shadows' house!"
"Calm down. They're people, baby."
"Oh, that's right. You know how to deal with famous people. I don't."
"You better get used to it."
"Why?"
The door bell rang not a second later and Andy got up.
"Andy." I said suspiciously.
He smirked and opened the door. Four people ran in and screamed "Suprise!"
I immeadiatly recongized them. Sandra, Ashley, Jinxx, and Jake.
"Hi." I said awkwardly.
"You're Delilah?" Jinxx asked.
"Please, call me Lilah."
"I'm Ji-"
"I know who you are. You're Jinxx, you're Sandra, you're Ashley, and you're Jake." I pointed to each one.
"Is it Mattie?" Rae yelled running down the stairs.
"No sweetie."
She stopped walking when she saw the rest of BVB standing there.
"Fuck me sideways with a spoon!" She yelled.
"Raevyn Alexandria! Don't use that word!"
"It's BVB mommy!"
"I know it's BVB."
"Hey kid. I'm Uncle Jinxx."
"Hey Uncle Jinxx. I'm Rae."
He bent down to pat her head but she wrapped her arms around his neck.
She took to the rest of the band quickly.
"Uncle Jakey?"
"What Rae?"
"Guess what."
"What?"
"You're very pretty." She giggled.
"What?" He laughed.
"You're pretty."
"No sweetie. Girls are pretty. Guys are handsome."
"Whatever you say Uncle Jake. You're still pretty."
He shook his head and sighed.
"Andy, your kid thinks I'm pretty." Jake said flatly.
"Oh but Jakey! You're so pretty! I just wanna take you upstairs and do things!" Andy said in a girl voice.
"Ha ha. Very funny douche bag."
"Hey! No words around Rae."
"Says the singer of a rock band." Jake scoffed.
I laid back on the couch and put my feet in Jinxx's lap. I closed my eyes and thought about stuff.
"Holy hell! Somebody's birthday is in sixteen days!"
"Who's?"
I pointed to Rae who was messing with Jake's hair.
"Well then we have to plan a party."
"My party?" Rae asked.
"Yep!"
"I want daddy's band and Avenged Sevenfold to play at my party!"
"Rae honey, I don't think Avenged Sevenfold will play at you're party."
"What? Why not?"
"You're friends from day care don't like those bands."
"They do too! Kareb's parent's are fans of both bands!"
"Sure, Rae!"
"Hmph. You can come to day care with me tomorrow and I'll show you." She said stomping up to her room.
She slammed the door and Jake shook his head.
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t.c.- Trey Songz