Sitting In My Trackie Bums!
Chex
<Tabbitha>
''Dont talk to strangers,make sure you get the right change and keep the milk secure at all costs.'' Auntie Kathy says
''Righto.''
I set off,down the long garden path.
How grown up I must look.
I check my pocket just to make sure the coins are still in there.
Yup,still there.
I walk out of the front gate and breathe in the deep car fumes.
The smell of freedom.
I walk down the path,checking left and right and behind me just in case someones following me.
All clear.
Double check.
Clear again.
Is the money still there?
I feel in my pocket.
Yup still there.
Oh goodness!
I see a big boy walking towards me!
He looks at least eighteen,two years older then me.
I walk on the other side of the path cautiously.
<Dan,21,Man walking down the street>
Finally someone I can ask for directions!
She walks quickly on the other side of the path,so close to the fence her arm is practically being scraped.
She looks incredibly frightened.
Maybe she has a disease?
Shes heavily over weight.
Poor thing.
''Hey, do you know where...''
''Stay away from me!'' She screams. ''I'm not allowed to talk to strangers!''
''I just want to know...'' I begin again.
''I have a weapon!'' she shrieks and pulls out a small stick that would easily snap from her bag.
''Never mind!''I say and walk off quickly.
What a nutter.
<Tabbitha>
I run back to the house and sit in the front garden catching my breath.
What a close call!
Lucky I had Mr Stick.
I have to have another try.
I have to be brave.
OK.
I get up and walk back out on the pavement.
Money.Check.
OK no ones around.
I quickly walk down the path again.
I finally get to the crossing.
I look left.
I look right.
I look left again and see a car on its way down the road.
Better wait.
I wait for a few minutes and finally It drives past.
I look left.
I look right.
All clear.
I walk over to the middle of the crossing and look left and right again.
A car goes past behind me.
I scream
Then I remember I'm on that pavement thingy in the middle of the road for people to cross.
OK.
I look left and right again.Clear.
I look straight ahead.
''Oh my goodness!''I say
The big boy is standing on the other side of the road!
I left Mr Stick behind!
I will have to turn back!
I look left.
I look right.
I look left and right again.
All clear.
I quickly run across the road and back home.
<Kathy>
Tabbitha runs back in side,panting.
''Whats wrong Honey bong?''I ask using my new 'Kick ass' Technique;rhymeing.
''Oh there was a scary big boy!I can't go back out there!''She says
''I will do it.''Says Jason from the kitchen
''NO! I WONT LET YOU RISK IT!'' Tabby screams
''Give me the money.''He says,rolling his eyes
''NO!''She shouts
''Im just going to count it up.''
''Oh OK.''She says and hands it over.
''Cya.''He says walking out the front door.
''JASON!!''She shouts theatrically
I have to hold her back
''Its not safe.''She sobs
''Come on Tabby,I will make you a hot chockie.''I say
''Oh...Ok then.''She says and I go and make it.
Before its even ready,Jason comes back with the milk.
''JASEY!''She shouts giving him a big hug
''Get of you fat pig.''He says scraping her off
''Your alive!''She says
''Right,hot chocolates for everyone!''I shout
I tip the chocopaste into the cups and stir in a bit of milk and a lot of sugar.
''Did you see anyone?''She asks
''Yeah some guy asking for directions.''
''What did you do?!''
''Just told him where to go and walked off.''
''Dont talk to strangers,make sure you get the right change and keep the milk secure at all costs.'' Auntie Kathy says
''Righto.''
I set off,down the long garden path.
How grown up I must look.
I check my pocket just to make sure the coins are still in there.
Yup,still there.
I walk out of the front gate and breathe in the deep car fumes.
The smell of freedom.
I walk down the path,checking left and right and behind me just in case someones following me.
All clear.
Double check.
Clear again.
Is the money still there?
I feel in my pocket.
Yup still there.
Oh goodness!
I see a big boy walking towards me!
He looks at least eighteen,two years older then me.
I walk on the other side of the path cautiously.
<Dan,21,Man walking down the street>
Finally someone I can ask for directions!
She walks quickly on the other side of the path,so close to the fence her arm is practically being scraped.
She looks incredibly frightened.
Maybe she has a disease?
Shes heavily over weight.
Poor thing.
''Hey, do you know where...''
''Stay away from me!'' She screams. ''I'm not allowed to talk to strangers!''
''I just want to know...'' I begin again.
''I have a weapon!'' she shrieks and pulls out a small stick that would easily snap from her bag.
''Never mind!''I say and walk off quickly.
What a nutter.
<Tabbitha>
I run back to the house and sit in the front garden catching my breath.
What a close call!
Lucky I had Mr Stick.
I have to have another try.
I have to be brave.
OK.
I get up and walk back out on the pavement.
Money.Check.
OK no ones around.
I quickly walk down the path again.
I finally get to the crossing.
I look left.
I look right.
I look left again and see a car on its way down the road.
Better wait.
I wait for a few minutes and finally It drives past.
I look left.
I look right.
All clear.
I walk over to the middle of the crossing and look left and right again.
A car goes past behind me.
I scream
Then I remember I'm on that pavement thingy in the middle of the road for people to cross.
OK.
I look left and right again.Clear.
I look straight ahead.
''Oh my goodness!''I say
The big boy is standing on the other side of the road!
I left Mr Stick behind!
I will have to turn back!
I look left.
I look right.
I look left and right again.
All clear.
I quickly run across the road and back home.
<Kathy>
Tabbitha runs back in side,panting.
''Whats wrong Honey bong?''I ask using my new 'Kick ass' Technique;rhymeing.
''Oh there was a scary big boy!I can't go back out there!''She says
''I will do it.''Says Jason from the kitchen
''NO! I WONT LET YOU RISK IT!'' Tabby screams
''Give me the money.''He says,rolling his eyes
''NO!''She shouts
''Im just going to count it up.''
''Oh OK.''She says and hands it over.
''Cya.''He says walking out the front door.
''JASON!!''She shouts theatrically
I have to hold her back
''Its not safe.''She sobs
''Come on Tabby,I will make you a hot chockie.''I say
''Oh...Ok then.''She says and I go and make it.
Before its even ready,Jason comes back with the milk.
''JASEY!''She shouts giving him a big hug
''Get of you fat pig.''He says scraping her off
''Your alive!''She says
''Right,hot chocolates for everyone!''I shout
I tip the chocopaste into the cups and stir in a bit of milk and a lot of sugar.
''Did you see anyone?''She asks
''Yeah some guy asking for directions.''
''What did you do?!''
''Just told him where to go and walked off.''
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By yobbo and bobanon