Sitting In My Trackie Bums!
Sugar Crisp
*Jason*
Six weeks later and I'm back home. We might have made it, if it wasn't for Tabitha. She called up dad and Rachel, and told them where we were.
Dad's finally ungrounded me, and I'm inviting friends over for a horror movie night. We're watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Silence of the Lambs.
*Rachel*
''Rick, what is Jason doing in the movie room?'' I ask.
''Oh, he's inviting friends over for a horror movie night.''
''Brilliant! I love horror movies!''
''Really?'' He looks surprised.
''Yeah! I watched all of Fox and the Hound and I only got scared once.''
''But...that's a Disney film.''
''And I watched Bambi and I only screamed when the firework went off!''
''What firework?''
''Rick...'' I roll my eyes. ''the part where that firework goes off and then Bambi can't find his mum. I don't get it. What happened to the mum? did she just abandon him or was she kidnapped?''
''Um...''
''What?''
''Never mind.''
''So can I watch?''
''Well...I think Jason just wanted it to be him and his friends...''
''He won't mind!''
''Why don't you and me watch something you like, like Hannah Montana or...''
''NO!''
*Tabitha*
About seven different people just arrived at the house!
''Rick! Rick! there are seven strangers at the door!''
''Those are Jason's friends Tabby.''
''Oh.''
Four of them are boys. Good looking boys. Sorry Chad, I've got bigger fish to fry.
Lucky I googled some good pick up lines!
I walk over to the first boy, the best looking one.
''Hi, I'm Tabby.'' I say seductively, twiddling my hair.
''Hi...I'm Chris.''
''I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.''
''What?''
''My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.''
''Excuse me?!''
''The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic?''
Dude...I thought you were a chick.''
''Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.''
''OK, this is creepy...''
''Tabitha! what the hell?!'' Shouts Jason.
''I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.'' I wink at him.
*Chris*
''I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.''
What the hell?
''AHHH!'' I scream.
''Get out of here! Jason yells.
''I bet Chris wants me to stay.'' She lick her lips at me.
I feel scared.
''Uh actually, maybe you should go.''
''Playing hard to get huh? well my name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.''
''Just leave me alone!''
*Jason*
After Tabby traumatizes Chris, and brings a baseball bat with him to the movie room, we start to watch Silence of The Lambs.
Rachel bursts in.
''Hi guys! I'm gonna watch the movie with you!''
''No you're not!'' I say, my voice strained.
''Yes! ooh, what are we watching?''
''Silence of The Lambs.'' Chad tells her.
''OOH! well budge up!''
She sits next to Chris, who grips the baseball bat tightly.
Two minutes later she starts screaming. And it's only the starting credits.
''I'm out!'' She sprints out of the room.
Six weeks later and I'm back home. We might have made it, if it wasn't for Tabitha. She called up dad and Rachel, and told them where we were.
Dad's finally ungrounded me, and I'm inviting friends over for a horror movie night. We're watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Silence of the Lambs.
*Rachel*
''Rick, what is Jason doing in the movie room?'' I ask.
''Oh, he's inviting friends over for a horror movie night.''
''Brilliant! I love horror movies!''
''Really?'' He looks surprised.
''Yeah! I watched all of Fox and the Hound and I only got scared once.''
''But...that's a Disney film.''
''And I watched Bambi and I only screamed when the firework went off!''
''What firework?''
''Rick...'' I roll my eyes. ''the part where that firework goes off and then Bambi can't find his mum. I don't get it. What happened to the mum? did she just abandon him or was she kidnapped?''
''Um...''
''What?''
''Never mind.''
''So can I watch?''
''Well...I think Jason just wanted it to be him and his friends...''
''He won't mind!''
''Why don't you and me watch something you like, like Hannah Montana or...''
''NO!''
*Tabitha*
About seven different people just arrived at the house!
''Rick! Rick! there are seven strangers at the door!''
''Those are Jason's friends Tabby.''
''Oh.''
Four of them are boys. Good looking boys. Sorry Chad, I've got bigger fish to fry.
Lucky I googled some good pick up lines!
I walk over to the first boy, the best looking one.
''Hi, I'm Tabby.'' I say seductively, twiddling my hair.
''Hi...I'm Chris.''
''I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.''
''What?''
''My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.''
''Excuse me?!''
''The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic?''
Dude...I thought you were a chick.''
''Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.''
''OK, this is creepy...''
''Tabitha! what the hell?!'' Shouts Jason.
''I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.'' I wink at him.
*Chris*
''I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.''
What the hell?
''AHHH!'' I scream.
''Get out of here! Jason yells.
''I bet Chris wants me to stay.'' She lick her lips at me.
I feel scared.
''Uh actually, maybe you should go.''
''Playing hard to get huh? well my name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.''
''Just leave me alone!''
*Jason*
After Tabby traumatizes Chris, and brings a baseball bat with him to the movie room, we start to watch Silence of The Lambs.
Rachel bursts in.
''Hi guys! I'm gonna watch the movie with you!''
''No you're not!'' I say, my voice strained.
''Yes! ooh, what are we watching?''
''Silence of The Lambs.'' Chad tells her.
''OOH! well budge up!''
She sits next to Chris, who grips the baseball bat tightly.
Two minutes later she starts screaming. And it's only the starting credits.
''I'm out!'' She sprints out of the room.
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By yobbo