Sitting In My Trackie Bums!

<Jason>
What a wonderful morning
First we had water melon seed spitting.
Who can spit the seed the furthest.
I spat mine out first.It landed in front of me.
Tabbitha's wasn't much further and neither was the guys.
Kathy spat hers a couple of meters away which was second best.
Gerry-Helga took in a deep sniff of glue and spat hers out two meters further than Kathy who looked very annoyed and had to hand over the prize,a twix bar wrapped in toilet paper.
Polly and Derek looked envious.
Now we are getting ready for the next activity.

<Keith>
''GO TEAM!'' I shout encouragingly
We all pull on our freshly washed socks getting ready to 'skull' (I learnt that word from Jason) water melon juice.
First we have to squeeze out the juice so we scoop out the flesh and put it into huge bowls.
''Ready,steady...WATER MELON!'' Kathy shouts and we all jump into the bowls and start stamping out the juice
''Come on guys! Your doing great! Keep it up!''I shout

<Rita>
Me and Mr sniffles (my magical dog) start jumping into the bowl.
''Dereks so fat all of his watermelon juice is sloshing out of the bowl!'' Says Mr Sniffles
''Mr Sniffles!''I say
''Well he is.''Mr sniffles says
He can be a right bitch sometimes but hes lovely really.
Polly's getting a bit too enthusiastic and shes belly flopping into the bowl which has snapped in half under her weight.
Me,Gerry-Helga and Jason are the only normal sized people here.

<Polly>
Oh god Rita's so fat she broke the stairs in my house.
Typical Rita.
Shes the fattest in the group and she refuses to pay for things when she sits on them and they collapse.