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Dean: *shows up with food* some idiot brought all the food at the candy bar
Me: I wonder who that was
Dean: Some random
Me: Was his name Dean Winchester
Dean: What…me…never
Me: Any way story time

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Sam: So Blackwater Ridge is pretty much cut off.
Dean:*looking at a bear picture* Dude check out the size of this frigging bear.
Ranger Wilkinson: You going out near Blackwater Ridge
Sam: Oh no sir, we’re environmental study majors working on a paper
Dean: *sounding like a geek*Recycle, man.
Fan girls: *giggle*
Ranger Wilkinson: Bull. You’re friends with that Hailey girl
Dean: Your good ranger *reads tag* Wilkinson
Ranger Wilkinson: Well I’ll tell you what I told her. Her bother filled in some boring form saying he won’t be back for another week so he ain’t exactly missing now his he.
Dean: *Shakes his head* She’s silly
Ranger Wilkinson: Does he have a mind problem
Sam: Um no he just choose to be like that
Dean: hay I’m right here you know
Ranger Wilkinson: Anything else I can do for you boys
Dean: Do you have a copy of the boring form for us to show Hailey

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Dean: You must be Hailey Collins. I’m Dean, this is Sam. We’re gay brothers
Sam: *heard what Dean said* what
Hailey: What
Dean: We’re Park Rangers *rolls eyes**close one*
Hailey: Let me see some ID.
Dean: *Holds up id* Here ya go.
Fan girls: Where did that come from?
Dean: Um my pocket
Hailey: *ignoring the girls* Come on in.
Fan Girls: *Hate Hailey
Dean: Thanks
Hailey: *points at the Impala* That yours?
Dean: Yeah
Hailey: Nice car
Fan girls: *like Hailey a little*
Sam: If the piece of paper says Tommy’s not due back then how do you know something’s wrong.
Hailey: He checks in everyday with his cell
Sam: Well maybe he can’t get cell reception.
Hailey: He’s got a satellite phone too.
Dean: Could it be he’s just having fun and forgot to check in *thinking of something different*
Sam: why are you looking at me like that?
Dean: I wasn’t looking at you
Ben: *ignoring the boys* He wouldn’t do that
Dean: Can we skip the boring part
Me: Fine
Hailey: *playing video* that’s Tommy
Sam: *stops something* Hey, you mind forwarding these to me?
Hailey: Sure.
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Mr. Shaw: Look ranger, I don’t know why you’re asking me when it’s all public record. My parents where attacked by a…
Sam: Grizzly?
Mr Shaw: *nods*
Dean: The people that year they grizzly’s to what about all the people this year same thing.
Mr. Shaw: I seriously doubt it. Beside I told you to the truth you’d think I was nuts they all did.
Dean: People tell us we’re nuts
Sam: *ignoring Dean* Mr. Shaw, what did you see?
Mr. Shaw: Nothing. It moved too fast and hides to well. I heard it though, not like a man or animal I every heard.
Sam: It came at night?
Mr. Shaw: *nods*
Fan girls: he does a lot of nodding
Me: Dean told me to invite you and I can get rid of you
Fan girls: *quite down*
Sam: Got inside your tent?
Mr. Shaw: It got inside our cabin. I was sleeping in front of the fire place. It didn’t break a window or the door. It unlocked the door, how many bears can do that. I woke up to my parents screaming
Sam: It killed them?
Mr. Shaw: Dragged them off into the night. Why it left me alive I’ve been asking myself but guess I’ll never have an answer. It left me this though *shows scars*
The boys: *look at the scars then at each other*

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Dean: So Roy you said you’ve done a little
Roy: More then a little
Dean: What kind of furry fritters you been hunting
Roy: Mostly buck sometimes bear.
Dean: *being a smart ass* Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back? *gets grabbed by Roy* Whatcha doin Roy?
Roy: *picks up stick and pokes ground**trap snaps* watch where you’re stepping…ranger
Dean: It’s a bear trap. *avoids embarrassment*
Hailey: You didn’t pack provisions. Your carrying a duffel back and you are not rangers. Now you are you?
Dean: Sam and I are gay brothers, and we’re looking for our father. He might be here, we don’t know. I just figured that we’re in the same boat so why not help.
Hailey: *supporting Wincest* Why didn’t you just tell me from the start?
Dean: *shrugs* I’m telling you now. Besides it’s probably the most honest I’ve ever been with a woman. Ever *being squeamishly honest* so we okay?
Fan girls: *faint*
Me: Well at least there not screaming
Hailey: Yeah, okay.
Dean: And what do you mean I didn’t pack provisions? *pulls out food*
Me: *looking a Dean*
Dean: *eating*
Me: *Laughs*
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Roy: *yelling* Hailey, over here.
Everyone: *runs to Roy*
Hailey: Oh my God *big eyes*
Roy: *clueless* Looks like a grizzly.
Hailey: Tommy? *puts down pack* Tommy?! *starts screaming*
Sam: Shh
Hailey: Tommy!? *ignoring Sam*
Sam: Shhhhh
Hailey: Why?
Sam: *big eyes* something might still be out there.
Dean: Sam!
Sam: *goes over to Dean*
Dean: The bodies were dragged from the campsite, the tracks vanish here. It’s strange, so it’s no skin walker or black dog
Hailey: *picks up Tommy’s phone**starts crying*
Dean: Hey, he could still be alive *trying to be comforting*
Wendigo: Help!!! Help!!!
Me: JUST DESTORY A SAD SCENE
Wendigo: Hay I need screen time
Everyone: *runs off*
Hailey: It seemed like it was coming from around here, right.
Sam: Everybody back to camp.
Everyone: *goes back to camp* *big eyes*
Hailey: Our packs *points out the obvious*
Roy: So much for my GPS and my satellite phone
Hailey: *scared* What the hell is going on?
Sam: *Being freaky smart*
Fan girls: That’s our Sammy
Sam: It’s smart. It wants to cut us off so we can’t call for help.

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Dean: *argues with Roy**goes to talk to Sam* you wanna tell me what’s going on in that freaky head of yours?
Sam: Dean…
Dean: *cuts Sam off* no you’re not fine; you’re like a powder keg man it’s not like you. I’m supposed to be the belligerent one, remember? *is 100% correct*
Sam: Dad’s not here and we know that for sure
Dean: Yeah you’re probably right.
Fan girls: The brothers agreed for once
Dean: Don’t think Dads ever been to Lost Creek
Sam: Well then let’s get the people back to town, and hit the road. Find dad what’s the point in hanging around here.
Dean: This is why *shows journal*…this book. This is dad’s most prized possession. Everything he knows about every evil thing is in here. And now, now his passed it on to us. He wants us to pick up were he left off saving people and hunting things. The family business
Me: Some family business
Dean: Are your asking to be killed
Me: One snap of my fingers and you die
Dean: *behaves*
Sam: That makes no sense. Why doesn’t he call us and tell us what he wants, if he is okay, where he is.
Dean: I dunno. But the way I see it, dad wants us to do a job so I’m going to do it.
Sam: Dean, no. gotta find dad. Gotta find Jess’s killer, it’s all I can think about.
Dean: *gives Sam lecture*
Sam: How do you do it? How does dad do it? *asks lots of questions*
Dean: I know
Sam: Since when was inquisitive a crime
Me: Do I need to gag you
Fan Girls: Do it then we can have some fun and they can’t scream
Me: No story first
Dean: Well for one… them *Points at Hailey and Ben*
Me: it’s rude to point
Dean:*ignoring me*
Me: See he loves me
Dean:*ignoring* I figure our family’s so screwed we could help other family’s. Make us feel better and you know what else killing as many evil sons of a bitches as I can makes me feel good
Wendigo: …
Me: Where’s the wendigo
Wendigo: Sorry snacking…Help me! Please! Help!
Dean: He’s trying to draw us out.
Me: Obviously
Dean: Stay in side the magical circle drawn in the dirt
Roy: Ok that’s no grizzly.
Me: Right you are Captain Obvious
Hailey: You’ll be alright I promise *screams*
Sam: It’s here.
Me: Why do all the characters state the obvious?
Dean: Because we like to
Me: That works
Roy: *shoots Wendigo* I hit it! *does dance runs off*
Dean: Roy, no! Roy!
Me: Let him go
Dean: Stay here
Roy: It’s over here! It’s in the tree!
Wendigo: And now you die *snaps neck*
Dean: Roy! *looks runs back into magic circle*

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Me: So far we have followed tracks to no where found the cave and fallen down a hole. Down the hole we fine Hailey and Dean hanging from the ceiling.
Sam: *runs to Dean*
Fan girls: *swoon*
Sam: *ignoring* Dean!
Ben: Hailey wake up!
Sam: *grabs and shakes Dean*
Fan girls: Not to hard
Me: Shut up
Sam: Dean! Hey, you okay?
Dean: *groans* Yeah.
Ben: Hailey, wake up, wake up.
Hailey: *final wakes up*
Sam and Ben: *cuts down Dean and Hailey*
Sam: You sure you’re all right?
Me: Sam you worry too much
Dean: *winces in pain* Yeah. Yep, where is he?
Sam: He’s gone for now.
Me: Once again obvious
Hailey: *sees Tommy starts to cry* Tommy.
Tommy: *Jerks awake*
Hailey: Cut him down
Sam: *obeys*
Me: What a soft
Dean: Now whose being annoying
Fan girls: Yeah
Me: Shut up
Hailey: Your going to be alright
Dean: *loading gun*
Me: well there’s something different
Dean: You’re doing it again
Me: Sorry
Dean: Check it out
Sam: Flare guns…those will work *smiles*
Dean: *swings guns**laughs*
Wendigo: *growls* I smell the blood of a Winchester
Dean: Looks like someone’s home for supper.
Hailey: We can’t out run it
Dean: *looks at Sam*
Boys: *have mental conversation*
Dean: You thinking what I’m thinking?
Sam: Yeah I think so.
Dean: Listen to me stick with Sam he’ll get you out of here
Hailey: What are you gonna do?
Dean: *winks* Chow time you freaky bastard! Yeah that’s right, bring it on baby, I’m taste good.
Hailey, Tommy and Ben: *follow Sam*

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Sam: *hushes group to end of tunnel* get behind me
Wendigo: I’m sorry but its time for you to be my dinner
Dean: Not tonight *shoots Wendigo* Not bad hay *hopes he impressed Sam*
Sam: *is kinda impressed*

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Me: Good new the narrator doesn’t do ends anymore
Dean: Just get on with it
Hailey: Is there anything I can do to repay you
Dean: *flirty look*
Hailey: I thought you liked your brother
Dean: But he can’t know that
Hailey: Good luck Dean *supports Wincest*
Fan girls: *Love Hailey*
Dean: Thanks *walks over to Sam*
Sam: *doing his broody thing*
Dean: We’ll find him you know that right
Sam: Yeah I know but in the mean time I’m driving
Dean: *pass over the keys reluctantly*