Status: new story! excitement!

Never Wanted to Dance With Nobody

There once was a woman named Harry.
Harry wanted to do music for a living.
"But I'm not talented enough for a band!" she thinks.
So she makes other bands sound good.
And now she's desperate for a job.

Featuring the lovely My Chemical Romance guys, especially the wonderful Bob Bryar (Even if he isn't in the band anymore)

Disclaimer: blah blah blah don't google yourself blah blah blah no creepy human ownership going on cause that's totally unethical.