The Oh So Wonderful Life

Prologue

Dear Yolanda,

I am sitting above Kimmel's Shack at the moment, thinking about how to get out of here I mean seriously! HELP

This isn't how it was supposed to turn out at all, by now my master plan was supposed to have taken me to Boston at the very least. I thought zombies were at the very least able to teleport, Yolanda, if that's your real name.

See now this is the problem: you never find help me out well guess what? I am currently hiding from two toddlers, three taco people and perhaps the CEO of Pizza Hut. Now really? Really?!

Oh for the love of God!!! HELP ME!!!!!

-June