My Night With Your Nephew

I woke up the next morning and jumped in the shower and realized Joey was getting out of the hospital that day. I decided when I got out I would ask Jae if he wanted to go see him when he got out or go to the hospital to see him.

"When do you want to go see your cousin today?" I asked Jae when I walked back into the room.

"In like an hour." He said, stretching and getting up.

"Okay, get dressed, babe, and we'll leave." I told him, grabbing my clothes to wear.

We were out the door about 20 minutes later.

I didn't know what c.d. was in the radio, but I turned it on anyway. Then the next thing I knew the speakers were blaring my favorite song, There's A Reason These Tables Are numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet.

So I started singing:

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.

From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.

From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes

Whoa, everything goes according to plan.

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.

Because you say so under your breath.

You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Jae smiled over at me and started singing along:

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and

I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and

Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.

I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...

Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.

At this part we started sining real loud

And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"

Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,

they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.

Because you say so under your breath.

You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.

I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.

I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.

I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

I giggled as we finished singing, and amazingly we were already at the hospital.

We walked in to find Billie talking with a person at the front desk.

He started walking away and noticed us and smiled, walking towards us.

"I had to clear something up thanks to Deziraye and Joseph." He told us.

"What did they do?" I asked, scared Dezi might of hurt Joey more.

"They snuck into a surgery room and tried to have sex on the table. Unfortunately for them they were preparing to perform a surgery in the room and a few med students were there to watch and learn how to perform this type of surgery, but instead the learned a little something else." He said, looking down at his feet slightly.

"Wow, so I take it they made up." I said.

"Guess so." Billie told me.

"And what about Dezi and Ramona, are they getting along?" I asked him.

"Yeah, I think so. I walked into the room this morning and Dezi, Joey, and Ramona were all sitting around joking and laughing."

"Wow." I said, walking outside Joey's room and looking in.

Joey had a light cone on his nose strapped with little pieces of tape, so you could tell his nose was in fact broken. Dezi was sitting on the bed with him, laughing and seeming much happier than she was two days ago.

"Hey." She said, running up to me and squeezing me tight.

"Hey." I said.

"Let's go talk." She said, grabbing my hand and dragging me out the door down to the cafeteria. We walked in and I noticed her noise crinkle up as we passed the hamburger cooking at some stand, making her gag.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"Yeah, that just smells nasty." She said back, it's been happening a lot lately.

"Oh, so you and Joey made up, huh?" I asked.

"Yeah, I started relaxing a bit after we talked it over. He told me I was the only girl for him and Ramona and the kiss meant nothing to him. He also said without me he would die, but I very much doubt that." She said, seeming happy.

"And what about with Ramona?" I asked.

"Oh, it's like you said. All I had to do was be around her for a little bit and she's a riot. She really is a good person, too." Dezi said, it all flowing out without stopping.

"I heard about your little surgery room debate." I said, raising my eyebrows when she started laughing.

"Yeah, everyone saw my ass. And these one dudes whistled at me, or maybe they were whistling at Joey, I don't know." She said. "It was fun, he had a chocolate flavored condom and I gave him a blow job with it on and it tasted good!"

I laughed. "Jae had a watermelon flavored one last night."

"You fucked Jae?!" She squealed, making my face go scarlet.

"Shut up." I said. "And yes, but I'll give you details later. We show go back up stairs now."

When we got back upstairs I couldn't help myself yelling in Joey's face.

"Chocolate Dick!"