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The Disease Called Men

Who needs boys?! Certainly not Aldenbury Girls Grammar School!
Student Council President Cerise will do everything and anything to prevent this from happening!

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Glossary:

Aldenbury Girls Grammar School (pronounced skool)
Noun, A heavenly sanctuary where one can feel comfortable and be herself.
See also: Haven, sanctuary, learning institute
Not to be confused with: typical strict prestigious private school
Note: Not everybody realise how incredibly cool this place actually is.

Cerise (pronounced suh-rees) Also known as: Rise (rees, reez)
Noun, Awesome and made of pure win.
See also: protagonist, student council president
Not to be confused with: typical blonde
Note: is a full time weirdo, not always right, Brookfield Boys hater?

Best friends (pronounced seh-rah, joo-lee-ah, lee-mihn)
Noun, Consists of three beings: Sarah, Julia and Lee-Min. Cerise will cease to exist without them.
See also: awesome, best friends
Not to be confused with: bullies, annoying Redhead, submissive Afro Latina, bored Asian
Note: although they look like they’re bullying Cerise, they actually are friends.

Brookfield Boys College (pronounced joo-ven-ai-ul dee-ten-shun sen-ter)
Noun, An abominable place that contains repulsive things.
See also: that's crap!, leech
Not to be confused with: Hunky Men High
Note: Sorry, Hunky Men High does not exist.

Ugh Nikko (pronounced lee-til sheet)
Noun, Think of something that is incredibly annoying and disgusting, but would not go away?
That is an [ugh Nikko].
See also: obnoxious, please leave me alone, that's crap!
Not to be confused with: your delusions, charming young man
Note: currently have cooties. Still.

  1. Lesson 1
    Just because your father is the principal, doesn’t mean you’re cool.
  2. Lesson 2
    Complaining will only get you so far in life.
  3. Lesson 3
    Never judge a person by their first impression – they all suck anyway!
  4. Lesson 4
    Meetings are only for businesspeople and other people who can’t make up their minds!
  5. Lesson 5
    All bald principals are annoying.
  6. Lesson 6
    No matter who you are, you will always be embarrassed of your family.
  7. Lesson 7
    Plan to live with your parents as long as possible – but aim to leave before you turn 39.
  8. Lesson 8
    Someone wise once said ‘All is fair in love and war’. Right. Remember kids, nothing in life is fair! If you’re going to play, play to win! Take heed!
  9. Lesson 9
    Preparation is important! What? Of course it is! What kind of person comes to their wedding unannounced?!
  10. Lesson 10
    Food, shelter, love and toilet paper are life’s necessities!
  11. Lesson 11
    You shouldn’t call your family only when you need money from them.
  12. Lesson 12
    No one is ugly - the mirror is only lying to you.
  13. Lesson 13
    Never pick your best friend or enemy to be your roommate – you won't get any sleep either way!
  14. Lesson 14
    Murphy’s Law is absolute.
  15. Lesson 15
    Recess means a break from schoolwork.
  16. Lesson 16
    Food tastes better with company, apparently.
  17. Lesson 17
    Great minds think alike. Simple minds differ little.
  18. Lesson 18
    Don’t be rude to telemarketers. They have feelings too.
  19. Lesson 19
    If you’re going to bring a someone home, don’t! Unless you are sure it is safe to meet the family (and no one is home, except your pet).
  20. Lesson 20
    No one will ever be cool as your big brother!