How to be a Full-Fledged Stalker

Dear Diary,

Hmm… how do I explain this to a inferior life form such as yourselves?
Me llamo Nyree.
Mon nom est Nyree.
And I am here to teach you how to be a FULL FLEDGED STALKER because I’ve come to realize that we, as human beings are lacking in the stalker department. Those of us who do achieve the status of stalker are put in jail but not all stalkers are harmful.
I mean, I could name all of the types of stalkers roaming the earth right now.

Ex-girlfriends
Ex-boyfriends
Ex-wives
Just exes in general
Fan-girls

AND that is only a fragment of my list. Are you prepared, (SIT)Stalkers-In-Training? This isn’t no baby DIY stuff, this is baby boot camp. You will be yelled at, you will be screamed at, and most important of all, you will learn why stalking celebrities is not the best thing to do.
Mission: Follow ________(Who shall now be referred to as SEXY) and find everything there is to know about him.

Things to Avoid: Coming in any contact with Sexy

If you shall lose: Must flash Sexy, and he must see it!!

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